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[–] 63 points 2 months ago (3 children)

True metal fans don't gatekeep music.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Gotta say, IMO this has nothing to do with being a [insert genre] fan at all. It's just about not being a pompous, pretentious asshole. 😄 Let people like what they like! But I still have my opinions about what level of musicality and interesting aspects there need to be in the music I listen too. Again, the music ->I<- listen to. Other people can definitely listen to bland mainstream garbage if they want to. 😅 Not all mainstream music is garbage of course, some of it is popular because it's actually good, so not all awesome music is obscure/indie/whatever. 👍

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  • [–] 36 points 2 months ago (6 children)
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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, I mean Megadeth was founded because Dave Mustaine went too hard for Metallica. I imagine your mom has seen some shit. But congrats on Dave being your dad though?

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    [–] 24 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

    My disappointment is immeasurable and the day is ruined
    Üłgethrööm search querry

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Make it happen then yourself.

    They're just that underground, posers like you cannot fathom it!

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    FÄTHØM, the German Satanic Black Metal band, that had members all over the political spectrum, released 4 demos and 1 full album. They all killed each other once they all got too drunk and started to talk about politics instead of satanism, though police reports point to that Holocaust-denying Neonazi bassist, Hans Mann started the first blow, but last-man standing ancap guitarist Kristoffer Johannson also got fatally wounded by the end, and spent more time trying to write "fucking communist scum" with his own blood rather than to get medical attention.

    Too bad that the now christian tradwife ex-wife of Mann tries everything in her power to stop these albums from further circulation, because "metal bad".

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Interesting to mention also that their triangle player Egon Wurst was decapitated by a halberd during this fight while stabbing Mann with his triangle. They are so controversial that a German court ruled that their merch may not be worn in pre-schools and nursing homes!

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago (12 children)

    90s demo tapes hit different though. The crustiness really enhances the overall atmosphere of certain genres.

    Ysigim - Ain Soph Or (1994) is a personal favorite. They did a digital rerelease recently and it's too clean, I don't like it.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Guys, I think I found the guy in the meme

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    Yes and I will judge anyone who doesn't recommend me their favorite demo tape

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    Here are a couple of my favs:

    • Cromlech - ...and darkness fell (Meloblack along the lines of Dawn/Sacramentum)
    • Cartilage/Altar - Ex Oblivione (All time DM split from two bands who never really did anything after)
    • Abhorrence - S/T (early Finn-death classic)
    • Dusk - Majestic Thou in Ruin (absolutely goated Death/Doom EP)
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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    FELLOW ÜLGINAUGHT REPORTING INWARD AND OUTWARD

    /weird salute thing with my balls

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    I love my unpronounceable black metal bands and OSDM bands.

    I also loved going to the Volbeat /Ghost concert a few years back. Variety is fun.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (11 children)

    Love Ghost! Not my favorite, which is probably Gloryhammer, but still top five.

    Why is iGhost disliked by metal fans?

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  • [+] -5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)
  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    If someone tried to call a jazz band classical, I'd be similarly annoyed with them. It's not metal because it doesn't have any of the hallmarks of the genre and doesn't sound like metal. And no, that doesn't mean they're doing something new and groundbreaking. It means they're calling themselves the wrong thing.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Now hold up. I like Ghost a lot, and play it regularly, but it's just not metal. It's great music, but not all great music is metal, just like nok all metal is great. It's rock. There's nothing wrong with it being rock. It doesn't make you less of a man, or less hardcore to like rock.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    That’s as bad a take as the genre elitists.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    ThE dOwNvOtEs PrOvE mE rIgHt

    Yeah this guy is either a troll or an idiot.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Are these guys juggalos?

    flee

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  • [+] -8 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    I think it's worse : Black (aka racist) metal

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Most black metal is not racist.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (4 children)

    Good to know. I heard it was :/ i guess a lot of it must be, or it has a history of racism or something

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    There’s a movement within black metal that calls itself “National Socialist Black Metal” (NSBM). It’s what happens when any group of dickheads insert themselves into an existing scene or genre. Similar thing happened to skinhead punks in England in the 80s.

    Some times it boils down to here’s a black metal band comprised solely of neo-Nazis and while they sing songs about trolls and despair they also do Nazi shit in their spare time. This only fuels the assertion you made earlier because a lot of times you can’t even tell they are NSBM from the music, you have to have read an interview, listened to their stage banter, or looked up a list of known NSBM-adjacent bands.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Thank you for taking the time to explain this -- I'm learning there is a lot more to it than i thought.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    It's really unfortunate because Black Metal is one of the most expressive and expansive subgenres of metal, with a plethora of sub-sub-genres of its own and it's been co-opted by Nazis and various other racists as a platform for their hate.

    They just openly ignore the fact that metal's foundational ideals are that of rebellion and speaking truth to power which makes it super fucking awkward when they then proceed to insert bootlicker politics like Nazism into their lyrics and imagery.

    Like, guys... You're missing the whole fucking point. You're not welcome here.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    I just went and looked up Ulgethroom, so disappointed.

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    They just look like sad Kiss fans ..

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    As long as its not fash trash or country achy breaky farts i'll listen.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    A friend once pointed out you can replace the words of any country song with "dingle dangle doo" and it works just as well as the original. It's how I cope when Achy Breaky is inflicted.

    Here are my new words.

    Ding dangle doo
    A-dingle dangle doo
    A-inky dinky dingle dangle doo

    An' if ya dangle doo
    My dingle dangle doo
    A ding dang dingle dangle doo

    WOOOOOOooooOOOO

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    I gave it a go with “Chattahoochee” by Alan Jackson:

    Well, ding dang doodle dingle dangle doodle
    Ding dang dingle dangle doodle dangle
    Ding dang doodle dingle Georgia asphalt
    Dingle dangle doo but we dangle dingle doo
    

    And “Thunder Rolls” by Garth Brooks:

    The dangle rolls
    and the dingle strikes
    another dingle dangle doo
    on a dingle doodle diiiiing
    as the dingle doodle doOooo
    dangle dingle ding
    dingle dangle heart
    the dangle rolls
    
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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I like it when people like music. Don't care what it is.

    Personally, I am a metalcore, deathcore kind of person. But to each their own.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Nah Deafheaven would never wear corpse paint

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Why is Ulgethroom censored?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    It's not, I might be wrong, but isn't it a polish letter? Here: ł

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    who the hell decided what is metal and what isn't?

    I recommend freeing oneself from the chains of genre altogether.

    Humans have a tendency to turn descriptive language into prescriptive language. So what started as artists experimenting ends up getting categorized into market demographics that are easier to sell to. Separate communities who, in order to exist at all, need to create rules about who does, and thus who does not, belong. And so what starts as free artistic expression reflects off of the audience and becomes economic and social pressure to conform to these rules. We end up with bands making "metal" music for the sake of being metal, at the cost of true artistic expression.

    Is an artist metal? Is an album metal? Is a song metal? Is a particular instrument in a song metal? Is a particular bar played by a particular instrument metal? Is it even about the music, or is it about other things? The clothes, the color schemes, the fonts, the lyrical subject matter, the community? Does any of it actually matter?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Foe me it's the opposite. I absolutely love cannibal corps. I love cannabis corpse even more. I always feel like these bands make tge music tgey really want and not what people want to hear. There is something honest about the music. If you don't like it you fon't like it, obviously. Maiden acdc and megadeth is really boring to me. It's not that it's bad or i don't like it, it's more that i think: i could listen to worm sheppard or job for a cowboy instead. One of my favourite bands is all shall perish, i liked them before ever seeing them live, but when i saw them i truly realised that these are massive music nerds. His vocal range is crazy, because i assumed they had two singers, the bassist and guitarist seem incredibly talented, and i think they could be really successful doing "good music" but that's what they do and enjoy and i appreciate that a lot.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    That's a great metal band name

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    lol tell my why I read “mental health fans” I’m too tired for this, I’m going to bed!

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    Not a like in depth metal lover, but I will say the music at live metal concerts/festivals is some of the most legit fucking rock I have ever beheld. The energy is amazing. I screamed myself hoarse and pretty sure I got a concussion in a like circle mosh pit thing. Also kind strangers provided me with sunscreen and cannabis

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    and they're right to do so

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