A lot of my friends have very creative idioms and the like. I have a ravenous appetite for things like this

I do that in public urinals.

It's how you came into this world, might as well go out the same way

just ibs things

Sometimes I just need that extra ankular distance to open up the passageways a little more

Yeah, like some good old tainted lettuce, ya dinguses

And don't abuse opiates

Idk what it is, but I think I get plenty of fiber in my diet but I still regularly have problems with this. My doc told me drinking water with the fiber is important, but I’m pretty sure I’m already drinking lots of water too. So… idk, if it gets bad enough maybe I’ll go look into it some more.

Why? What are you implying?!

::takes shirt off::

#arethecarnistsokay

I had a teacher who would occasionally wear only one sleeve of a sweater. He claimed it was too hot with the whole thing on. Looked weird.

Now it's your turn boy to cryy!

Nahhh nahh n-nahhh nahh nah

Godspeed.

Sidebar, I love your username. I noticed it when I first joined.

Oh shit, something has awakened.

Hey, not bad.

Beans

Also, bidet.

Cut out the middleman and just wipe with your shirt

Oh my god, I've never seen someone else think this. Hello twin...

Freedom.

(awe, that joke was a reflex but looking at it now just makes me sad)