A true hero can now be part of our currency.

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[–] 49 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Dolly belongs on the $100.

And while we're at it, put Harriet Tubman on the $20. And maybe John Brown on the $10.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    $1 is actually more respectable. There's a lot more of it, it's used and seen more often.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Best choice for Dolly. Get her pervasive in the collective consciousness, and hope that familiarity more strongly endears her genuinely charitable efforts to said populace —maybe even making the world a kinder place, one dollar at a time. 🥰🌞🌱

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago*

    wait wait. hold on. i want john brown (specifically that one of him with his cool beard) as the watermark on all of them. in different poses so if you had all the denominations it's like a little flipbook. so one might say the soul of john brown is marching on in our money.

    let's put Hound Dog Taylor on the 10 and put a little chip in it that plays music when you open it.

    dolly should play 9 to 5. opening your wallet should be annoying as hell.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 months ago

    And she never owned slaves!

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  • [–] 30 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Dolly, Dolly bill, y’all!

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    We can't forget Betty White. I would collect Betty Bills

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    I vote for Ronald McDonald. Perfect emblem for a clown shoes government and a currency based on systemic fraud.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    I want her death to be the unexpected event that ignites the American ppl to defend themselves.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago* (3 children)

    i want tuesday to be that day. i'll take the death of one of our goddesses. our lady of children's literature.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    Next Tuesday? Why not this Saturday?

    Though, "Tyr's Day" would be more apropos, NGL.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    🎶Dolly dolly bill, y'all!🎶

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    I could see a stamp happening in the near future. Elvis got one for much less.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    For a moment I could only think of the inked kind of stamps and thought, "Wait, people stamp pictures onto money? And they did that with Elvis? I've never seen Elvis on a dollar, how have I missed that?"

    Then I remembered postage stamps exist.

    Regardless, I'm still down for stamping a picture of Dolly onto bills.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Elvis got more than just a stamp. he got an entire art movement. I'm writing a song/ballad (or rather trying, but I'm distracted with four other projects so if'n you want to help/write a competing song, reach out) about velvet elvises (because one of the most beautiful phrases in the english language is "velvet elvis". fuck you, cellar door. oooh, i should use that as a lyric.)

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Dolly Parton never owned slaves. Just sayin.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    i have been smoking and i want her on the fitty. that way we can start usin em.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Fuck that, put her on the hundo and call it a Dolly bill.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    and no sir I have not been smoking this idea

    Pass it over and let me take a hit then

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Just need to make some green dolly stickers to put on all the dollars at work

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  • [–] -4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    thats a good idea, but dont jinx it puttin peopl on currency is for when they ded

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