5 is being generous. At Netflix, you're lucky to last one season.
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As a former Microsoft employee, I have noticed they seem to be left out from these shit tech companies in memes like this. Not sure why. They are beyond awful.
I was terminated for working with other Microsoft employees that were attempting to hold Microsoft accountable for their support of Israel and it's military infrastructure and the Palestinian Genocide.
Fuck all these tech companies. But fuck Microsoft too. They just laid off thousands of people last week. No Azure for Apartheid.
At least he’s realistic. However, it’s unrealistic this brown noser would even get an interview. They seem to…I just don’t know anymore.
Why's there no Microsoft because they seem to be the worst enacter of layoffs
I prefer this version

...fighter of the...
...Straight man, champion of the...
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what does yandex even do besides being an independent search engine?
I got laid off because Trump & Elon are a disaster.
You got laid off because, well much the same, but also different.
FAGMAN.
Facebook.
Amazon.
Google.
Microsoft.
Apple.
Netflix.
Drop Facebook and now you can have MANGA
What about Meta and Alphabet?
Imagine the collective sigh of relief back in the day when the rest of FAANG found out Netflix was more of a tech company than Geocities
i dated a woman who worked at one of those companies in a prestigious position, and she worked from home. she had two separate computers; on one of these she 'worked,' which meant doing 2 hours of actual labor a week and then waiting for zoom meetings. on the other computer she'd be playing an MMORPG.
i lost respect for any office working yuppie at that point. she was dumb as a box of rocks on top of taking a huge dump on the traditional american ethics we have shoved down our throats.
i don't know how people like that even live with themselves but they somehow twist all the self-whatever into arrogance.
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