Everytime!

If you do, I could recommend a spicy but really unconventional twist on it. A lot of shitty movies like this have Wikipedia plot summaries that are lacking, inaccurate in small ways, etc. Watching it for the sake of reviewing and possibly revising that summary is a kind of perverse joy that feels impossible to sell to someone who's never tried.

For example, I rewrote the summary for Whiteout (2009 film), and it was way more fun than just watching it straight. Noticing every stupid fucking detail and how hard it was to actually turn the bullshit plot into a coherent summary was enriching in a way that's hard to describe.

Edit: Also want to add that this 1000% applies to shitty game plot summaries too.

For an action movie star he sure sits a lot

What kind of stick?

Nah, that's an ICE CREAM agent

When you’re a perfect match for the “mustachioed cop” look, no need to mask. He could be anyone.

You're not out of shape. You're a dedicated cosplayer.

thinking

Bold assumption.

Steven Seagal is legendary for being the action star that moves in the absolute least he can.

I might be oblivious... What am I missing here?

EDIT: Wait, I think I see it. The stock is just kind of floating above his shoulder around his cheek, right?

Came here to make sure that we were linking to THE actual research - cumtown's deep dive on Steven Seagal

He could be wheeled around... We don't see his legs.

The actor in question likes the smell of his own farts so much that he started to believe he really was the bad ass he acted in his movies. But he's a joke, really. And lazy. This scene in particular demonstrates this. It isn't so much that it isn't braced, but how casually it is swapped in a supposed dangerous situation. You simply wouldn't handle a real weapon that way. If he deliberately leaned into the lameness for the yucks that would be one thing. But, no. He's serious. And that makes it really funny.

He might be ambidextrous but his gun sure ain't. Unless it's one of these weird bullpups that eject casings downwards (it's not) in one of these positions casings will impact his face or arm

What the fuck am I reading

the butt of the gun isn't being braced by his shoulder, so when he shoots it the recoil is going to make it fly backwards and out of his hands

You’d be surprised how little recoil there really is with 5.56. It’s a bigger priority to get solid cheek weld and keeping the head upright which often means that most of the stock is not actually in contact with the shoulder, just the corner.

Some setups will even just have a pad on the buffer tube, or they’ll use a brace that isn’t meant to be shouldered.