From what I can find, it was a troll post from 2022, and Tucky TumTums fell for it as usual. But I'm not 100% on this.

Guys please, I actually need help. Is this a real segment?

After the m&m segment I genuinely CANNOT tell anymore

This is nothing to snicker at.

Not to mention how much smaller they are now. 😤

Tucker is pissed because he likes the mouth feel of Snickers.

"whats going on here? what are we doing?"

World premiere

Introducing Snickers®' new Pussy Hair™

Nah, if this is headlines then you know they're desperate for attention. Woke is so back.

Everyone is talking about the Snickers bar's dick vein, and I'm over here fuming about the Mr. Big bar's shrinkage, which would be more accurately named Mr. Merely Average.

Theyre just saving on cocoa by blowing it off.

They don't want our candy to be fuckable! First they came for the green m&m and I said nothing, and now look how far we have strayed from the light of GOD!

Is that really gone? I guess that shows how long it's been since I've eaten a Snickers. And now I know why.

What am I gonna do when I feel lonely and hungry now? Someone send help please.

Typical Tucker Carlson

Brown dick vein!

veins on the tongue crew: checking in.

Read rule 2

Oh is this to distract from Israel bombing near Turkey

Great. So much for smushing a dick-veined Snickers into my virgin Cherry Ripe.