Try to get rid of the golden wrap to get the chocolate inside

I can't believe me and my comrades found 5k worth of gold. I'd go pay all my taxes and report to all relevant authorities about the 5k we found.

meet up with the members of our garden to see how we use/distribute it

Re-bury it of course. How do you think it grew there in the first place?

Why would I worry about finding gold in a communal garden, when the Flock cameras that are located everywhere have upwards of $30,000 worth of gold and rare earth minerals for salvage.

Walk it over to the communal gold-plated semiconductors workshop, drop it off in their materials stockpile.

This is the second topic on Lemmy asking specifically what one would do with 50k. What is going on?

1. Tell everyone to back off immediately on first sighting of gold
2. Place safety cones all around and cordon off the area
3. Call the police and inform them exactly of what was found

/s

Invest it in Nvidia or Bitcoin, I am telling you man, no way they go down frfr

Try to discern how long it's been buried there and who it might belong to and why they buried it. If it's one of the members, we now have to eliminate them. Things are about to get real complicated...

I'll likely have to keep the gold for safekeeping and protect it with my life. My so-called comrades are not to be trusted. In fact I already hear them conspiring against me. Will have to take them out, shovel to their faces, hide the bodies, shallow graves.

The gold is mine AND MINE ONLY!!!

Me and the homies all get iced out grillz. Next demo is gonna be lit.

Store it for alchemical purposes.

50k (USD) gold would be... a cube about an inch wide?

The picture shows gold bars worth several million USD, I'd say (though I never handled even a small gold bar).

Upgrades people, upgrades

Also paying for medical and court expenses the communities around have and keeping reserves

Btw in greece we do have a running court case of anarchists that is gonna cost around 50k...

Kinda related:

The other day I was thinking that if you give like 1-10millions of euros to the anarchist movement in greece we could do huuuge stuff. I think we could easily topple the gov (but not the system). Kinda funny how that little money could have such a huge impact

We would probably use it to open up a soup kitchen or something i dunno.

Invest in the stock market! Maybe use it as a down payment on a rental property and become a landlord. If my comrades are forward looking enough maybe get some crypto or NFTs.

I start casting them into bullets.

Divided evenly and then backhand whoever thought it was necessary to AI generate a picture of some fucking bars of gold for no reason. (The text is weird and smeary and all of the bars are inconsistent sizes)