I propose I get a 15% cut of purchases made outside of Apple's platform too

how would this remotely be enforcible? are they going to sue companies for charging the wrong price based on user agent?

I propose I get 27% of Apple's profits. To keep them safe.

Isn't that called "robbery"

Anyone surprised?

It's "its investments in the tools, technology, and services that allow it to maintain its App Store and software." is entirely money it's spent to monopolize the application market on the phones it sells. Fuck the App Store and fuck the ridiculous hoops you have to jump through to get an app on an Apple phone, even for testing. And of course Google sees that and is trying to go down exactly the same road.

A good Linux phone can't happen soon enough.

Not cool.

Ooh, yeah! Me, too!

Hey, Amazon: Imma take a 1% cut of all your sales.