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[–] 10 points 2 months ago

Keep em coming, trump-saddam mixups are great!

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    My favorite thing I've heard this news cycle is that Karoline Leavitt was on that plane. lol

    The truth is since returning to the White House after the birth of my daughter, I have felt in my heart that I cannot be the best mom my two young children deserve while devoting the constant time, energy, and attention required of the White House Press Secretary

    So we can be certain that's not the reason.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    I guess that container is no longer fit for food anymore. It stinks of old man diarrhea.

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    I wonder if he new he was on a different plane.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I wonder if they persuaded him with fear, or just kicked his ass and stuffed him in there

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Are you kidding?

    He's afraid of everything

    He knows that he's a failure. He knows that he's weak. He knows that the people he desperately craves the approval of sneer at him. He knows that his parents thought he was an idiot. He knows that his daughter (the one he can remember) didn't actually want him to fuck her

    He's angry all the time because he's afraid

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    This old, bloated piece of shit lightheartedily signs death warrants for defenseless children, and this is how he acts in the face of the slightest danger.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Maybe he was only hiding in there eating snacks and accidentally got relocated. We don't know, but we know he likes snacks.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    There's now way he can drive with that thing till USA

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    no one considered filling his compartment with co2?

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    The draft dodger bravely ran away.

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    [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I vote to make this meme this community's banner image.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    It’s a good thing you didn’t show where the frozen Macdonalds stuff is. That would get you into trouble for leaking secrets.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I heard it was vacuum-frozen to make "astronaut food". That and a large jug of Tang keep him entertained

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    astronaut food is too high in fiber. gotta keep the shits greasy, not squeaky.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Nothing says powerful and winning as much as hiding for your life in an airplane snack bin.

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