the tariffs that, again, the courts already ruled were unconstitutional. Trump doesn't have the authority to levy taxes/tariffs. And yet, he keeps ordering tariffs around for bullshit national security reasons.

A national security threat created by Republicans decades ago by allowing encouraging the export of American jobs to foreign countries in order for corporations to take the lazy path towards improving profits via slave labor freely available in other countries.

The entire GOP establishment and their corporate benefactors sold out our futures for a quick and easy profit. They should be held criminally responsible for destroying this country for their own gain.

There's a particular trumpet sound that describes this situation perfectly

Here comes the brass tax.

The move is part of the Trump administration’s broader tariff strategy, which it says will encourage people to buy American-made goods and attract investment from foreign companies.

So...isn't this just an admission that it really has nothing to do with national security?

Well Trump wouldn't need to do that if those crazy terrorist libtards would stop chasing him with them.

On the plus side, RFK Jr said eating aluminium foil is perfectly healthy. He even offered to teach some abdominal exercises that can help roll the foil around the roadkill in your gut, to help keep it unfresh between digestion cycles, which are totally a thing, too.

He Used Italian marble in the bathroom renovations at the White House.

This is all nonsense.

Old man yells at cloud.

Or at this point, old man yells at anything to distract you from the epstein files.

leaving the US with less domestic production

You’re about 40 years late on that one. I know MAGA is just rich people living out their “what the Gipper should’ve done!” fantasy, but you can’t just try and pick up where he left off.

It's not every day that ClassicFM gets to report on issues of national security.

Ska bands are now under constant watch.

Brass Against the Machine

Article on this from Reason Magazine, the only major-ish outlet that's reported on this so far. In fact, it looks like they originated this story: https://reason.com/2026/08/05/trumps-newest-tariffs-could-protect-america-from-the-national-security-risk-of-brass-instruments/

Anything to make you forget he's a sex offender pedophile drug addict with a hole in the top of his mouth

Someone tell the Evangelical Nutters that Trump is trying to prevent the Apocalypse by stealing all the firstborns trumpets.

The table is set for the long-awaited sequel to Brassed Off

trump does something stupid film at 11.

A group of national security problems declares yet another thing as a national security threat.

Trump watched Eagle Eye and thinks Zuckerberg is going to try to assassinate him with a brass band.

Entirely un-oniony article

Does Trump have any brass instrument investments? This feels like an episode of The Goon Show... (In "Lurgi Strikes Britain", the fictional Lurgi/Lurgy illness is used to boost sales of brass band instruments, which supposedly protect against the disease.)

You can not make this up. The next person stating that this or that plot line or twist does not make sense needs to stop for a moment, take a deep breath and have a sip of water.

I am waiting for a real life deus ex machina moment next.

Watch trump putting ICE agents in the polling booths, just as Mussolini used to do

Goldfinger have been real silent since this dropped

First they came for immigrants...

Mmm what about gym equipment?

Finally, I can put my trombone skills to use! 🪊🪊🪊