Bullshit. No way the airport employee world be able to move that mountain of festering shit.
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Fake news. There's no way his fat ass could fit inside one of those little carts. I'll readily believe the coward hid in an airplane catering truck, but no way in hell was he crammed into the actual cart. Sweet references though, upvotes all around. Either way though, I hope food safety inspects for fecal contamination, probably needs to be hosed out and sanitized.
Catering Cart One?
Or would the callsign be Executive One?
This is when I find I'm getting my news in meme form.
Same. I had to look it up:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2g90vvy62o
I hope I find out about his demise from a meme.
Probably thought he was emptying the septic tank because it smelled like burger shits.
I'm OOTL what the shit happened now?
He was scared in Iran so he snuck out in a catering cart to get on the airplane
That's so stupid. If you were a terrorist looking for Trump in hiding, wouldn't the place with the fast food and diet soda be the first place you look???
it'd be regular soda.
I think he switched places with vance
He had snacks? Imagine the comfort of just lying in there and popping cola and tacos, while someone else has to do the cleanup.
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Jeffrey was the only real friend I ever had 😭."

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