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[โ€“] 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

aaaa look, look!

She's never ever in her entire life let another cat snorg her like that!

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I've seen the ads for the Cartier exhibition at NGV and I know the setup for a heist movie when I see one

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Iโ€™ve been to see it, itโ€™s worth going. The pieces are stunning, incredible artistry and workmanship. Not to mention the awe of how much $$$ it must all be worth! But yes, I can see the movie plot unfolding too! (I assume they will enter as normal, wait until the gallery closes, change into slinky black jumpsuits and dance through the lasers. Some tech genius will be hiding in an air duct to unlock the front door and cancel any alarms so the thief then just walk out and blends in with the crowd)

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Today is Bin Day. I know this is overseas news but it effects us all. Here's hoping the overlord count binface wins his election and removes the the racist facist farage from power

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Make your vote Count!

    Actually his policies are measurable and quite do-able. I look forward to having him as part of the UK government. If a comedian can fight and pretty much win a war against the Russian Federation, then another should be able to manage being a local representative.

    We as a nation should take notice of this phenomenon, as comedy/mockery is the one weapon a dictator simply cannot counter without adding to his/her problems.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Both Zelenskyy and James Harvey are highly educated writers and performers .

    Zelenskyy is a lawyer and Harvey an Oxford graduate in Literature

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    They're also funny buggers, and it's great

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 2 months ago

    My fave quip in parliament

    Some politician stands up to give a speech, starts with

    "I'm a Country member" ( as in the Country Party )

    Fred Daly of the ALP yells out "I remember"

    Paul Keating used to torment John Howard with jokes all the time. Howard would get so angry he would be ejected by the Speaker

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    New Adventures in Train Travel

    This time the train made a quick track change to avoid collision with a slow freight train ( train driver told us personally once we got to the next station and stopped, she was a bit shook up )

    we ended up on a different line and going to different stations

    that was a 1 hour extra trip

    at least no one hurt

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Ooh gosh, am glad it didn't end up any worse!! Good on the drive for reacting accordingly, hope no one was grumpy about the change of direction!

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    it would have been a dramatic crash, a very heavy slow moving freight train and an accelerating passenger train. Luckily the train had very few passengers, maybe 2 dozen

    once we knew what happened we were all grateful to the driver and happy we were safe

    in the train, immediately after the event , when we were safe, an announcement was made over intercom that the train was diverted , but no reason was given at that time

    once we were stopped at the next station and debarked the driver came out onto the platform talked to passengers in person

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I have attended the school play. Well done my niblings

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I don't understand why my feet are cold.

    I have socks. No other part of me is cold. It's just my feet

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago

    Getting cranky with courier companies today, they're getting lazier and lazier. And this is from a pick up POV, not even drop off which I know is worse!

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago

    Another cheeky day from home because I'm feeling a tad off colour. I did a full week last week so consider this a make-up day

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    [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    While I've had this cold, I've been lowkey obsessed with the game How Many Dudes by Butterscotch Shenanigans. It's on the play store and it's just so fun and funny.

    Like how many dudes vs 2 horses, 2 cougars, and 4 wolves? Lol and the classes are great fun, there's so many cool characters like the Dude Whisperer and Dude Merchant. My favourite classes so far are Druid Dudes, their bear form is ridiculous.

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  • Good morning to everyone except my cat who thinks 4:30am is a reasonable time to attack my feet.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Dear polyrhythmic metal,

    I love writing you but I absolutely fucking hate recording you because I forget what bit comes next.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Such a dreary day. Looking forward to the BOM Sun prediction for the weekend.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

    I'm at the stage of winter where I'm CRAVING warm sun on my skin. 6 months from now I'll be a sweaty mess fantasizing about an icy breeze and rain

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 2 months ago

    Yeah same. I'm thinking before summer fully hits, I'll shave another undercut. It's been nice having long hair in winter; I tuck it into my jacket like a scarf lol

    But during summer it's way too hot. I have fine hair, like the individual strands are fine, but I have SO MUCH of it it's basically an incubator for my brain during summer. It's just annoying because the undercut won't grow out by next winter, so once I commit, that's it until I shave and start over again lol

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago

    Well, that should be everything for Fairtrade Fortnight done. I did a sneaky mostly working on Coffee stuff today, but that means no late night tonight, which will benefit regular work tomorrow

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    I'm holding myself back from reading the Wikipedia entry for Expedition 33 lol

    I'm about halfway through and the story is amazing.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Do not spoil yourself!! Have you finished Act I?

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago

    Semi regular Cheaper By Miles bump. Holy Fuck these are good!!

    lime pickle chips

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  • This guy is effing brilliant. Yes, he's talking about the American market, but everything he says applies here too.

    The Financial Historian: The Housing Market is Cracking Again and no one is ready

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    after listening to audio book of Project Hail Mary and thinking of Relativity.

    This is Rocky's problem. So if mass and length increases as velocity increases , and when velocity is very high, at least 50% of the speed of light, then distance to target increases and newtonian physics becomes too inaccurate ti use, so how is velocity measured at all? ( I think )

    am now in reading more on relativity ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
    ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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