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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    Interesting.

    How many other typically human-human relations can dogs occupy? Could someone describe a dog as their father? Could someone describe a dog as their husband?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Father? Sure.

    Husband is a little concerning though.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    TIL that Newton's first name was Dan.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago

    The dog world is gonna make some scientific leaps really soon

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    My dog loved apples but he never figured out that he could just bite into a whole apple. I could take him to an orchard with apples all over the ground and he wouldn't touch any of them, but if I started eating one he would beg me for a piece.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Omg my dog is the same. She freaking loves apples, but had to learn to eat pieces with skin still on.

    At first she would bring me the piece of apple with this look like “please peel it” then she realized she has teeth.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Well. If anyone was wondering, apples are a good way to become Dan’s friend.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    Magical KFC bucket bush was my dogs favorite always had to check

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    And some day, he'll be right

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Gambler mindset

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Damn, pie bush 2.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    son of a bitches, and his sister ?

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