It'd even be a fine photo if they actually got down to her level rather than just shooting from above like they're documenting a snake on the side of the road.

Oh wise lady of the lake, can you write my cover letter?

"Story Architect"

You know, as wise polish people say:

River snake

toodoodoo

It's dangerous

toodoodoo

I am not sure what's weirder, posting one of these on LinkedIn period, or including both.

The whole post makes me physically ill.

She was a seal in a previous life, and only barely avoided it this time.