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TranscriptComic in 4 parts

Part 1: Zeus points down from Mt. Olympus at a skinny, shirtless man

Zeus: Mortal. I condemn you to push a boulder uphill forever.

Part 2: the skinny man pushes a boulder with his back to the rock up a hill.

Part 3: “Later”

Part 4: Zeus grumbles, his arms akimbo, at the sight below him. A buff man gestures at a boulder upon which lounge 2 beautiful women. A chubby guy next to him triumphantly lifts a small rock. Another man can be seen struggling to push a small boulder up the hill, while a woman below moves her boulder into place. Further up the hill another woman squats to lift her rock. At the base of the hill is a stand that reads “Sisyfitness”. A man with a shoulder bag exchanges money with another man behind the counter.

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[–] 66 points 3 months ago (2 children)

One must imagine Sisyphus jacked

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  • [–] 41 points 3 months ago

    My man is drowning in sisypuss

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Let me tell you about my CrossFit club…

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago

    Sissy fitness you say?

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    When the Gods give you lemons...

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago

    ...don't make lemonade - make the Gods take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see the God's manager. Make the Gods rue the day they thought they could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Sisyphus squats are a real thing

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    We must imagine Sysyphus as super ripped.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    I mean I guess he's eating fine. Either he gets to go home every evening, cook a protein rich meal and have at it the next morning, or, if he has to sleep on the mountain, he must get decent deliveroo up there

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