We're going find out tomorrow if it true or not. I hope he is dead but fucking evil seems to live forever.

Cant wait to see how long they wait before announcing he "just" died. Who's taking bets? First thing tomorrow? End of tomorrow? Give it an extra day? Or week?

The book in his hands is from the original Beetlejuice movie. For those of you too young to have gotten around to seeing it.

The deadline for the (Democrat) governor replacing him is tomorrow right? How soon do we think they'll announce his death or comatose status? Wednesday? Friday? Next year?

Shit like this is one of the few acceptable uses of AI: quick, funny nonsense

I don't think "recently" even applies anymore.

Beetlejuice?

No one was ever going to do anything to verify if turtle was dead or not.

Still dead!

His billionaire Chinese wife in her quaint schoolmarm costume. The rubes love that shit.

They go to all the trouble of cleaning him up, shaving him, dressing him, even DYING HIS HAIR, and all we get is the same photo with slight changes? No other photos, no outtakes, no video, no written statement, etc.

If they went to all that trouble to get him ready, wouldn't they bring in the doctors and nurses to pose with him? Or at least the closest ones?

This picture could have been taken at Madame Tussaud's. These people obviously don't understand how they make it worse with each "proof."

GenAI slop🤮

To the downvoters: The creators of the "haha funny meme from a sentence" machines are with MAGA!

this is funny

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Biggiesmalls!

I thought we were supposed to know for sure on aug 4 whether he is dead or alive?

Lich McConnell