Take a baking sheet and flip it over. That's your pizza steel for this thin crust pizza. 425 for 8-12 minutes. And I definitely recommend a sprinkle of corn meal or semolina between the baking sheet and the pizza.

You may want to turn on the boiler for the last few minutes.

Cost per person before toppings is $1.60. And you'd be really pressed to put another dollar worth of toppings on a pizza this size.

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[–] 14 points 3 months ago (7 children)

I do this sometimes, but I use two tortillas with some filling in-between to make it a quesodizza

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (5 children)

    A quesadilla with nacho toppings sounds much better than a pizza on a tortilla. Especially when the bakery on the corner sells 600g of pizza dough for like 10 bucks.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Buddy, were here talking about tortillas with pizza toppings. We're doing fusions and experiments. If you wanna talk about bog-standard nachos or pizzas go make your own thread, lol.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I really couldn't give less of a fuck, nacho quesadilla is still loads better of an idea than pretending a tortilla pizza isn't sad garbage, and I'm not your buddy, dickhead.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Why are you so mad about what others are eating pal? I never said your nachos were bad, just kinda basic. Go enjoy them. I'm over here enjoying my silly little quesodizzas. Try to relax friend.

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  • [–] -2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Nah, I'm annoyed at some dude on a public forum trying to tell people what they can and can't talk about on a post. You can eat whatever shit you want, I can still criticize it as much as I want.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    You annoy easy I guess, lol. Hang on, let me brush all these egg shells offa my shoes.

    I didn't think you'd get so riled up over a bit of razzing. My bad. You have to understand though, I thought your comment was kinda silly. Like, were over here talking about food crimes and living life on the edge, and you swing in to gas up regular old nachos and pizza. It felt so out of left field to me because nobody was saying those were worse options or anything. I simply had to respond with a little buffoonery.

    Thin crust pizzas are a bit contentious round these parts for whatever reason, but I enjoy them on occasion. Using a tortilla instead of a premade thin crust is just a quick hack for making them at home. I often have tortillas in excess, but I'd have to go out specifically for a thin crust. Using a second tortilla just bumps it up into stuffed crust territory.

    Personally, I don't care for nachos. Like, they're fine I guess, but I'm not seeking them out. I love pizza though. All kinds too. Deep dish, Brooklyn style, wood fired, and so on. Perhaps we can find some common ground? What's your fave type/toppings?

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    Love your stuff, once again.

    cheers,

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    This isn't pizza it's an open-faced quesadilla!

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I'ma gonna do this same thing, but with a dash o' Lawry's.

    Fun read up. Feels like something I'd see scratched onto the cell walls of Martha's room, as dictated by The Fonz.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    We make these often; kiddos love them

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    We used to make those all the time: I probably got the idea from a South Beach or other low carb diet site 15+ years ago. I had totally forgotten about them.

    With the right size tortillas you can also do them in a toaster oven.

    We still do flat bread (naan) versions of these. I start on a round cast iron griddle on the stove top, and let the bottom crisp while building the sauce and toppings, and then throw them under the broiler for a few minutes. I bet the tortillas would be just as good that way.

    Both versions are handy when not everyone wants the same toppings (kids or grandkids) since each one is basically a personal size pizza.

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    I think those rings are sliced green olives.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    That looks like stuff will fall off when you go to eat it. Looks good though.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I'll sometimes make a lazy version of this, just on a plate in the microwave. Probably shouldn't use ingredients, though, that need to be cooked for food safety...

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (7 children)

    Why the bottom of a cookie sheet?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    If you put it directly on the oven rack, it's going to sag and droop. If you put it inside of a baking sheet, it's going to be harder to get it out with a pizza peel. Flip the thing over and you have a nice flat surface with no edges in the way.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Ah, we had different things in mind. Baking/cookie sheet for me means something like this:

    I'd call one with edges around it a baking tray

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    That design is typically insulated. Which is great for not burning cookies but horrible for pizza crust.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    That's a good point. I have a dedicated round pizza tray so have never used either of the other options and clearly don't know what I'm talking about lol

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    I use a silicon mat to avoid burning cookies. I don't want to store a large dedicated tool for them.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    I do these on camping trips and my group of friends call them cowboy pizzas

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (3 children)

    What's up with your green olives?

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Jalapeno stuffed olives sliced up. Adding some much needed flavor and brininess to balance the meatballs.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    You probably could make this in a pan. Tortilla probably better than a lot of pizza crust

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  • [–] -5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Fusion is great if we're talking about suns or reactors.

    with Food? no.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    All modern food fusion. Pizza itself is impossible without tomatoes from the new world. The same place tortillas are from.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Well, great, you just destroyed the word "fusion (cuisine)". How are we supposed to talk about that now? hm?

    I'll have you reported to the Oxford dictionary for word-murder. See how you like that!

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