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[–] 77 points 3 months ago (1 child)

The fuck.

Sounds like the manager got off on lording her limited power over people.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago

    What a wild sentence:

    Defendant did not inform the Plaintiff prior to his acceptance of Defendant’s offer of employment that the Comcast Store has a policy of subjecting Retail Sales Consultants to public assaults by co-workers—at the direction of Ms. Peterson, the store manager—for the purpose of increasing Defendant’s sales and profitability

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago

    Management straight from clown's college

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  • [–] 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I once worked for a short while at a place where they published everybody in the company's monthly sales in order to embarrass the people with fewer sales, and I honestly thought that little bit was too abusive.

    I guess I was naive. And I guess I'm not cut out for sales.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    Managed by the Three Stooges, apparently.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Wow they ain't kidding when they call management a bunch of clowns

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    I had door to door sales job when I was teen that did this bullshit. I didn't stay working for them long. Fucking scam that took most of any money you earned. But they pull this shit too and I nope out. Got a bus ticket home.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    The manager should have Molotov cocktails smashed in their face. /s

    The "/s" is there only because it would end up killing them or end up causing irreversible damage. If the above was not the case, then yeah, fuck them.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Just don't switch on the cocktail before throwing it on them. Try not to hit the head. Then it should be mostly ok.

    In order for the action to make a strong impression on them, make sure to be smoking a cigarette when you do it.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Hazing is illegal. Sue them.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Wouldn't it be a waste of money to buy pies solely to slam them on some employee's face?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Somebody took that one scene from Entourage too literally.

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