Not at all.

I think he was tapped by some Intelligence Services You’ve Heard Of™ and that the “list” is a list of videos showing which high-ranking official was committing statutory rape and/or other.

My guess is he was playing one side against the other and none of them want their involvement exposed. Each of them have “spoken” to trump to ensure he plays along (which, $20,000 and a gold plated award and he’s onboard, he’s corrupt and cheap).

That’s why he’ll burn his cult before any of that comes out.

He had a small cut probably from shrapnel. Cuts on the head bleed a lot.

Trump died and was replaced

The attack was real, the injury itself was overblown for the spectacle and "heroism" of it. It was a very minor injury that bled a lot because there are a lot of veins on the head and ears.

Also whether or not he was actually grazed by the bullet or by shrapnel from a bullet hitting the teleprompter is questionable. It really doesn't even matter either way as he was injured while being shot at, so what difference does it make what exactly hit him? But he got big mad at someone suggesting that they weren't sure, that he somehow knew it was a bullet, like he knew better, like he saw the bullet or something, which is moronic. So I like to bring that up.

Yes

Assassination of the fireman was successful, but regarding trump there's no real evidence that bullet was even remotely close to him.

The target was the audience member and Trump had a blade

This isn't alleging the shooting was staged, but the injury. And since there's no medical record of the injury, nor visual record of the injury, and the injury disappeared in a matter of days well let's just say there's a lot to that theory.

They weren't fast enough for that so they had to play up the "wound" with a giant bandage for weeks.