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[+] -9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [+] -8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Seriously, why the fuck are so many people this stupid? I fucking hate being alive sometimes...

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    So it was a real assassination attempt, but luckily Trump had a vial of fake blood on him? You're sure you're in position to call others stupid?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Maybe he was scratching his crotch during the meeting, but with all the sand in his vagina he ended up with bloody fingers. The bullet flew close to his head so as a reflex he put his hand on the side of his head to check for injury, and that's how he got blood on his ear

    /jk (just in case someone thinks I'm serious)

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