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[–] 23 points 3 months ago (1 child)

When in New Orleans, change shirt color to black, chips for beignets, and salsa for powdered sugar. The high number of tourists with dark clothes covered in powdered sugar is hilarious.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Wait your shirt is made out of canvas? Isn't that uncomfortable?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Amateur hour over here. Take the bowl for yourself and eat over it. No waste

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Spaghetti is my preferred medium

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    Real cryptids wear hawaiian shirts

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Are you my grandma ?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Is that supposed to be the world's chunkiest salsa?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Salsa topless.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    You completely missed the mark of lettuce shits and white pants, but have an upvote for effort 👍

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (6 children)

    I don't get all those jokes, everyone on the internet seems to shit their pants for some veggies yet when i eat this stuff i am okay

    Am i a superhero or does everyone forget to eat fibers during the week?

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    I see, so i just happen to eat non-contaminated food

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Avoiding iceberg lettuce from Taylor Farms seems to be the key.

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