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[–] -1 points 3 months ago (8 children)

You completely missed the mark of lettuce shits and white pants, but have an upvote for effort 👍

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (6 children)

    I don't get all those jokes, everyone on the internet seems to shit their pants for some veggies yet when i eat this stuff i am okay

    Am i a superhero or does everyone forget to eat fibers during the week?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I see, so i just happen to eat non-contaminated food

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Avoiding iceberg lettuce from Taylor Farms seems to be the key.

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