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[–] 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So a robot sold by a Realbotix, a Sex Bot manufacturer, which is owned by Tokens.com, a digital asset/crypto grift which was recently bought by the shambling corpse of Bed Bath and Beyond.

What an insane thing for a school board to purchase, and really I gotta wonder who knows who over there for this to have happened at all.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    Just looking at that robot I knew somebody was gonna fuck it.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Next week's news:

    NYC teenager in hospital after attempting to have sex with his school's robot

    The robot, though manufactured by a sex doll manufacturer, was not designed for sexual interactions. The school, various signs around the robot, and several of the student's friends warned him it was not designed for sexual interaction. One was reported to have yelled. 'You gonna shred your dick. Not in a good way.' Another was heard to shout, 'You're going to die, you fucktard.' However, undaunted, the student was reported to have said, 'I don't care if I die. At least I won't die a virgin,' and then proceeded with his plan. The student's parent, when approached for comment, said, 'God fucking damn it. My boy's gonna die a virgin, and I'm not getting no grandkids.'

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It took me way too long to realize that the lead photo wasn't Trump's latest cabinet member

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago

    I feel like this article is missing a section on how tf this got pitched and then approved in the first place.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago

    "This, kids, is a sex doll. Now we will learn about

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    The kids will rip this thing apart on day one

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    so is this just gonna work like skyrim?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    They literally purchased a sex doll? What the fuck wrong with the school and fucking company for thinking this what is wanted in schools.

    But also that one ugly sex doll. More like something you find in a horror movie.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Your children aren't worth teaching well. This is the reps we keep electing, the companies we keep empowering and the leaders we let lead. They no longer think we deserve to be invested in because they don't need us to know things anymore.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Put down your smartphone! You have 15 seconds to comply!!!

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    Damn even the robot has those tacky tattooed eyebrows

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