"Your Honor, my counsel Mr. Nibbles needs a five minute recess to attack that sunbeam..."

I know this might be an unpopular opinion online, but kittens make absolutely terrible lawyers. I'm pretty sure that all of their briefs are written by CatGPT.

Anyone with cats knows they aren't innocent, they are always up to something.

https://youtu.be/0-Lvv1f5Qu4

Dewey, Cheatum and Meow.

The prosecution, represented by my golden retriever, begs to differ

Those cats are all guilty

This could unironically be a real DUI lawyer ad slogan.

So it wasn't a filter after all? I knew it!

kittens cant be lawyers, you have to be at least 1 cat year old to be an adult cat before you can go ta cat lawyer school

Well, there are dog attacks.

Crow lawyer: “I object!”