"...I just felt like we needed something new!"

Right? I got granite that shit is stone it lasts forever.

Shh! Don't attract the attention of Big Kitchen!

And thats why they get the Random Skeleton.

Spaces like that are more common than you’d think when it comes to countertops. Some older kitchens used that space for lazy Susan style rotating shelves, but you don’t see it much anymore.

The blocked-off corner space is what happens when you buy pre-made cabinets instead of having them custom-built. (Unless the cabinet manufacturer happens to offer a dedicated corner piece, and the measurements work out such that it fits in your kitchen, I guess.)

"Oversized" and "cheap" are relative terms.

Also, not everyone obsessively buys and hoards crap they don't need. My kitchen cabinets are half empty, because I don't buy things like air fryers, and bread machines, and food dehydrators, or whatever the latest single purpose cheap appliance is.

I use it for things I rarely ever use, like the microwave.

I would get rid of it but sometimes when we invite people over to have food and they bring microwave meals.

Ha, as if I could afford to live there until then.

Since real skeletons don’t stay intact once all the meat is gone

Sorry but I've seen enough horror movies to know skeletons maintain their position perfectly as the body decomposes. Don't spread misinformation here.

"Mom, what's that smell?"

"Probably just some meat that fell behind the counter, honey. It'll go away on its own in a few months."

"Can't daddy just get it?"

"... no."

Mmm they sorta do and sorta don't. Ligaments are last to go and aren't horrifically difficult to accidentally partially mummify.

That’s an incredibly expensive prank. Over $2,000 USD for a skull alone.

Bone room could absolutely be something else.

That Jon's Bones is the real deal. My cursory perusal found human skulls going from about $2000 up to about $6000. A human vertebra is $52.

So a perfectly round kitchen?

I would throw in a joke that a child could laugh at too. ( Skelky is holding a poster for "(remodel year) (neighborhood) annual hide-and-seek contest"? )

Because then I'd have to go back to that one oak tree next to the dried-up riverbed to retrieve them.

Found Elaine Chao

The actual remains are in the spike pit.

Plenty of that stuff in Europe, too. My mother's custom made kitchen has quite inconvenient shelves in that corner, but at least the space is used. OTOH, we're buying a kitchen and the standard is to just have nothing there. Seems like one has to specifically request shelves or a lazy Susan type mechanism.

Wow! Super cool. Idk about blowing money on one since I don’t already have an air compressor, but it’s a neat tool

It's actually under the top.