Edit: you all are getting rusty. :( It's okay, I'm getting old, too.

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[–] 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'm gonna cast Forest Whitaker and make Ghost Dog 2.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I actually never saw Ghost Dog. I know, I know, it's a huge loss on my part. I need to check it out.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Forest Whitaker for every character. I don't care if the movie is Barbie 2. This is non-negotiable.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Definitely fuck Will Smith. I don’t know who any of the others are.

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    I'd cast slapboi only into a garbage bin, where he belongs to.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago*

    We are doing a live action pokemon reboot with Denzel Washington as Ash.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    "You are director"?

    I would choose Forest Whitaker as my assistant. He'll be a good ethics guy.

    The others have all had their moments where ethics were entirely forgotten.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Cast for what? They have different skill sets

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (5 children)

    I'd take the eyepatch off the first guy and put it on the last guy

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    What even caused Nick Fury's loss of vision? Wasn't he attacked by an alien or something?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    A cat scratched his eye lol, yes the cat is an alien

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