When I was a kid in the 60s my hippie uncle told me that what gave him power was stuffing a quail egg in his foreskin and then his elderly neighbour would put her false teeth in her ass and he'd boink her and the egg would come out of his foreskin and she'd chomp it in her ass with the false teeth. I had no idea what he was talking about because I was only 7 when he told me this but now that I'm elderly I love sticking my false teeth in my ass to chew quail eggs from nice men.

The problem with external validation without internal validation is we become dependent on it, so that if that source becomes unavailable, we're despondent until the next supplier. I'm not saying it's not righteous and good, but that the purest supply is homemade. Like food.

I just got done with a camping event where I cooked for 20 people, this is true.

My ex told me she liked my Ribeye better than the fancy steakhouse's ribeye.

I don't have a point, I just wanted to brag.

I wanna make french toast for big tiddy goth girl.

Man I get so nervous cooking for other people.

I cooked for my in laws the other day and it was actually very good, I was very happy with it, but boy was I nervous I’d undercook the pork or put too much garlic or something would go wrong.

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