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[–] 70 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'd actually like to see someone try to slam their fist down on a table while drinking coffee without spilling.

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  • [–] 64 points 1 year ago* (14 children)
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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yes it's taken from 4chan. Not an AI image.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I love 😬 that we're now at the point where "is this real?" is ambiguous between:

    • did the story factually occur in our shared reality?
    • was this story actually posted to 4chan?
    • did a human even make this image?

    And at this juncture with the common addition of "chat, is this real?" we can further add:

    • does the audience exist?
    • does the person sharing the image exist?
    • do I exist?
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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I mean, it's usually safe to assume no when it comes to greentext, but who knows. Definitely both of them aren't real.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)
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    The likelyhood that both people went on the internet to describe the same event in roughly the same format with similar specifics of phrasing (eg. "hooked her finger in my Pyrex dish") in the same order is very low. It's likely one is a directly based on/inspired by/referencing the other. That's how plagiarism is detected, and how people behave on the internet for internet points. You'd have to do more digging to figure out which one was first.

    Similarly any given story on a forum, especially ones with clean narratives and high contrast characters, is likely just creative writing and not completely true. Some include enough details and evidence to make it plausible, and there's enough cases of authors owning up to their posts being an outlet for creative writing, so who knows. But with this one, the heightened gender and social outcast fantasy with an antisocial twist, reads like an average misanthropic 4chan poster doing some misogynistic daydreaming. But again who knows. Just applying some healthy skepticism and reasoning.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    This kind of overlap usually means they’re both talking about the same real incident. When multiple people share similar accounts spelled out with specific details, it makes it more plausible that something actually happened. Some healthy skepticism is good, but given the precise matches and consistency, it’s pretty reasonable to think these stories are probably based on real events, rather than that I made the 4chan one in photoshop after seeing this post

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It's pretty common for people to write greentexts where they pretend to be the other person in a scenario and write from their point of view in order to point out how strange the behavior in the original post was. It's intended to be parody, not something you actually believe.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    a brief coworker

    COWER BRIEF MORTALS

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  • [–] 149 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    and then everyone else in the cafeteria clapped 🙄

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Delicious. Get you a double cheese from last night and nuke it for 30-45 seconds. Done and easy lunch.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago*

    Rolled a nat 20 on intimidation.

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  • [–] 97 points 1 year ago* (30 children)

    Who the fuck drinks coffee while eating pasta

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I’d probably guess the Italians

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    And you would be wrong, in Italy coffee is almost never drunk while eating something salty. Actually is mostly drunk alone as its own dish, aside from breakfast

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    And if you break this rule, THEY KILL YOU ON THE SPOT

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    *they drink espresso based coffees.

    The italians invented lattes, cappuccinos, Americanos etc... most espresso based coffee finds its origin in Italy; it's just instant coffee and whatever it is Starbucks are doing that they tend to scoff at.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I think Americano was created by American GIs in Italy during WWI. They diluted espresso with hot water to make it more like traditional American coffee at the time.

    There's also evidence of the term Cafe Americano in Central American Spanish.

    Australia and New Zealand also have the long black which is like an Americano but you add the espresso over the water to maintain the crema and get a stronger flavor.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    An adhd-haver who’s on their third cup of the day at lunch, and will have 3 more over the course of the afternoon.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Wait, what is a regular amount of coffee to drink?

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  • [+] -7 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    0-1 cups/day. Anything more is quite bad for you.

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  • No. Some people get jittery when they have more than one or have a cup too late in the day. But 400 mg of caffeine is fine. That's four cups of coffee. Six or more a day can result in a rise in risk for cardiovascular disease. This could be considered not great, but a lot of other factors to into cardiovascular disease. So "quite bad" is quite a stretch.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Do people really drink only one cup a day? Here I'm with my 4-8 cups per day

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    That's like an espresso cup, right? I only know metric.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    I just looked at the bottom of my cup, turns out it is .6L. I'm old enough that BOTH were being used simultaneously

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.

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  • [–] 68 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I have stabbed no one because I'm not insane. Different strokes I guess

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Curious if this works where a woman is trying to stop a man touching her.

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    [–] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] -4 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    she was just trying to flirt with OP and he freaked out and made it really weird... she as like

    NOPE

    and bailed

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  • [–] 86 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Nah touching someone's food is weird.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Yeah that is the weirdest way to flirt. If she touches you, that's more clear but touching your food is not really understood as a display of affection.

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  • [–] 63 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Even if they were trying to flirt, being told repeatedly not to do something that they keep doing anyway is not flirting.

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