Smooth Dunk | Bluesky

Transcript5 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink guy saying: I just made a silly joke!

Panel 2: Pink guy turns to see a door swing open, revealing a Weird Greenish Guy in the doorway

Panels 3-5: Weird greenish guy begins to walk towards Pink Guy in a very creepy manner. He says: I’m Gonna take it SERIOUSLY

By panel 5 Weird Guy has Pink Guy in a death grip. He’s going to throttle him for having the audacity to tell a silly joke on social media

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[–] 121 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Uh no... people aren't just lurking in the comments to jump on any little joke you make...

What makes you think people here would take comics like this so seriously that they would feel the need to come into the comments and type up a big rant to criticise you for posting it?

This is a total misrepresentation of the community. You should delete this.

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  • [–] 48 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    This is identical to what your maternal parent related to me last night, when we engaged in coitus to her satisfaction.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    as long as I laugh at my own jokes one person laughed, so it was worth it.

    now if you'll excuse me, my dead babies won't blend themselves.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I had a teacher in high school, sociology class, Mr. Savage. On Friday he'd entertain jokes, no restrictions (although I doubt racial or religious jokes would be okay), and one kid every week would do a dead baby joke. Every week. Got old. So when he eventually told the joke about blowing chunks, it hit.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago

    Just because something was a joke doesn't mean it isn't serious. Some of the best comedy is about really serious subject matter or comes out of really serious moments, surgeons humor or trench humor.

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  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago

    I made a joke the other day about how some people don't pay attention and forget they have to pay at the register. Some dude in the comments lit me up about him having arthritis and how I'm an insensitive asshole because he can't hold a credit card.

    Like dude, obviously I'm make a general joke and observation and am not commenting on your bitch-ass traitorous joints. Chill tf out.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    Or debbie downers. There was a comic strip about being a hero to your kids like in an RPG and the first comment I see is something like "you must have come from a loving family as not all parents are heros." Did you really need to say that? We know life isn't all sunshine and rainbows.

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  • [–] 39 points 3 months ago (21 children)

    My litmus test is i ask "what is the joke?" If theres a clever turn of phrase or twist to expectations I chuckle to myself and move on. If I cant figure out what the clever turn of phrase or twist in expectation is, or the punchline being some kind of -ism or -phobia then yeah I'm gonna take it seriously. Unfortunately making jokes where the punchline is racism, sexism, homophoboa, transphobia, or any other kind of punching down gets a lot of engagement and responses.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    What if the point if the joke is to make fun of racists for genuinely having those views?

    I sometimes put on a voice and give a conservative sounding statement and optionally end with my normal voice "or something like that" - where while I honestly mean to make fun if those views; if there is something wrong about that, I would like to be corrected, if that's okay to ask

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  • [+] 8 points 3 months ago (8 children)
  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    I've found self deprecating humor or telling stories about fucked up shit happening to you is rarely funny and usually elicits more of a awkward fake laugh and/or pity vibe than a belly laugh vibe.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    Most good comedy are stories about something fucked up, usually where the comedian is being self-deprecating.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    Do you have any evidence that thats the case?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago*

    It's such a pervasive observable reality in comedy I'm struggling not to just say "watch a comedian." Really, any comedian.

    Recently, we could go with John Mulaney's performance about his drug use and rehab experience, something he continues to reference in his new series. There's James Acaster who's done entire shows that mix absurdism and heavy sarcasm with self deprecation. Patton Oswart did a fairly famous bit on him and his daughter dealing with the death of his wife. Pete Davidson's performances are about his drug use and lack of self respect.

    The entire show Seinfield and every character in it. Curb Your Enthusiasm which is about the creator of Seinfield, who made the show inspired by himself, his lack of boundaries and social awareness. The show Barry is 200% dark humor.

    I could go on, but I'd be naming most comedies and comedians.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (4 children)

    What does taking those things seriously change as far as your response is concerned? If you mean 'I try to correct that person's behavior' then that seems like a losing battle that's also adding to the engagement you mentioned. If you mean 'I downvote and move on' then that seems like a sensible choice.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

    My actual response depends on the situation and how i'm feeling at any given moment. Usually its just ignore and move on, sometimes I'm feeling in a "be snarky online" mood.

    What does it change? Eh maybe someone somewhere will see the pushback on the -ism/-phobia and rethink. I'm not saying it does, it probably doesn't most of the time, but I'm forever realistically optimistic and recognize I need to put in the work to make real that optimism.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Eh maybe someone somewhere will see the pushback and on the -ism/-phobia and rethink.

    I do it for the groups that are being targeted by the "joke" as well. To show them that other people don't agree with it.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Eh maybe someone somewhere will see the pushback on the -ism/-phobia and rethink.

    Surprisingly, sometimes, it actually does work and make someone rethink their stance when you rebuff a hateful comment online. It’s incredibly rare, and even rarer that you find out it happened, but I have seen first-hand proof of people changing their views due to comment sections.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Me: "I'm going to make a joke"

    Me: proceeds to say the most obnoxious, offensive, and flatly banal thing you've ever heard in your life.

    Me: Waggling eyebrows "Get it? Huh? Huh?"

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  • [–] [S] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    This guy alway has to shows up in the comments to give their 2-cents.

    β€œAckshually this humorous situation would never happen if _______.”

    Y’all know who you are.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Actually that guy would never show up if fuck it i cant even commit to the bit its too hot

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    ......it's too hot? Ok,now I just imagine you jerking yourself silly over the idea of making a joke where the punchline is gaslighting him. Is that really what turns you on? What kind of a guy gets turned on by THAT???

    Oh.....oh wait. You might be onto something!

    furiously masturbates

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    This is 80% of my jokes

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Sometimes playing the straight man and taking the joke seriously is part of the fun.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Pretending to take it seriously can be a fun bit. Starting fights on the internet while pretending to be a victim ruins everyone’s day.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Playing the victim is the internet equivalent of the "I'm not touching you" game kids play to annoy other people. Being a turd in the punch bowl is the best case scenario as it is the only goal of the game.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (14 children)
  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    I feel like comment downvotes shouldn't affect the comment's score, or really that the downvote should appear to the person voting like it affects the score, but that effect only appears on their client. Then, moderators would use downvotes as a hint that the comment might need to be removed, after checking it themselves.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago* (10 children)

    Down votes to show a comment is bad is a benefit 99% of the time and should be visible for everyone.

    It lets you know that other people also gave feedback without multiple people needing to dogpile pointing out the same problems multiple times to show consensus.

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  • [–] -3 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    The problem is that downvotes don't show that a comment is "bad." They just show that people downvoted it.

    There are all sorts of reasons people downvote good comments. Maybe they're trolling. Maybe they're memeing. Maybe they simply don't like it personally because it shows they're bad. Maybe they want to change the way all the comments are sorted. Maybe they don't like the commenter.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    People upvote things because they are good or they are virtue signalling or they are memeing or they like it personally or they want to change the way comments are sorted or they like the commenter.

    Literally the same reasons with different outcomes. The specific reason for down voting is lost in the noise just like upvotes.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    If it's the same reasons, then they can accomplish the same goals with upvotes.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (6 children)

    No they can't indicate a negative preference through upvotes.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    My suggestion was that they continue using downvotes for that, but it would only be seen by moderators. And you can show your negative preferences by upvoting the other comments, and it would still be visible to everyone.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (4 children)

    you can show your negative preferences by upvoting the other comments

    Why would I upvote comments that don't deserve it just to show one comment has slightly less upvotes? How would I differentiate between one I thought deserved an upvote more than the rest when I'm trying to 'downvote' another comment by up voting everything else?

    Upvote good, don't vote if neutral, and downvote if bad makes perfect sense. Your suggestion and alternate approach to voting makes zero sense.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    People do it all the time. They downvote one person and upvote everyone else because it doubles the effect of their votes. It's even already happened in this very comment chain.

    Your suggestion and alternate approach to voting makes zero sense.

    I don't think hyperbole helps here.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    I literally mean it makes zero sense.

    Nada. Nill.

    Not hyperbole.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    This and restating the joke/comment you made in a slightly different way, sometimes also concluded with a "FTFY".

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    I can relate. You make a throwaway comment about how your wife doesn't let you come with her to the hardware store because you'll inevitably staple a finger to a display stand and someone always always replies to harrumph about wasting staples you obviously don't plan to buy*.

    *Example only. Srsy guys.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    If it makes you feel better this is probably a "spreading hate" ban on reddit because neck beards.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, that's how i gained the "Insecure European with false sense of superiority" label on Reddit.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago* (16 children)

    My sister still won't speak to me for a joke I made months back- and it's her birthday next week. I'm printing this and putting it in her birthday card. Maybe I'll get lucky and she'll never speak to me again. [/joke]

    But no really- fingers crossed. [/joke?]

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    The thing about feelings is, regardless of how silly they seem to you they are very real to the person experiencing them and should be approached from that angle. Whether the relationship is one you want to put that effort into is a different question I suppose.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Many people have unjustified feelings. I'm not babying sensitive fools or people who hear one thing and think another.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    Your sister made the right decision. She's better off without you.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    Yeah you definitely have context and can make a judgement.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago* (6 children)

    She ignoring you since months and your comment are enough context. I mean you could at least try to show empathy and understanding for her, if you'd care, or you could publicly make fun of your sister.. She's smart avoiding assholes

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  • [–] -2 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Did. Even apologized after her meltdown about it. Didn't change a thing.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (3 children)

    Still you're making fun of her.

    You sound like you don't understand her at all, but that's not her fault.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    I've met her friends. They 100% do psychadelics. That's what the joke was about.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    at least I think I'm funny eh

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I was hoping the last panel would say β€œIN THE ASS!”

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago*

    When you make a joke, you must accept the risk -- and honestly, inevitability -- of it not being funny. Refusing to accept this risk is what makes so many "comedians" into insecure shills.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Good advice since that's not a word.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Are you taking it seriously or are you seriously taking it?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Yea, the only people I know who use this shitty excuse are trying to mask toxic bullshit behind a humorous facade and scream "it's just a joke bro" when they get called out on it.

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    You made this?...

    No, I made this...

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago

    Eh, there are to sides to this. Yes, many (not just here) react like this to things that are harmless jokes. But it's also way too common with jokes that are not actually jokes, they're stuff like racism, sexism, anti good things or pro bad things masquerading as jokes.

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  • [–] -2 points 3 months ago

    u

    Downvote. Next.

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