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[–] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To this day, I remember from probably twenty years ago or more seeing something on SomethingAwful that included the name “HPHovercraft” and it’s just the greatest. I’ll never forget it.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    For tumblr, that username is cute. For LinkedIn, it would be brilliant.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I think the first person to use an obfuscated name like lIiḷ|ḷiIl was pretty clever.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

    This has me really curious about the most obfuscated, ambiguous/difficult/problematic possible usernames both for security/privacy and interesting anomalies in general.
    Feel like one could make a whole book on this -- please send any resources that could shed insight if possible

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I wonder if you can break copy-paste by mixing in similar looking characters from a right-to-left language.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I don’t know what technically constitutes the most troublesome username, but surely some of the kaomoji Japanese folks have come up with are up there. Good luck trying to type these.

    ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ ੈ♡‧₊˚

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    You have me curious to know more. I already know some Japanese from being a weeb, but could you explain what makes your example so difficult to type specifically? I only recognize one of the many symbols used

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  • I think kaomoji have been a thing in Japan even before unicode was invented. The Japanese encodings and IME (input method esitors) allowed them to type a wide variety of characters, punctuation and symbols that aren’t available in most western encodings, so I feel like the Japanese folks had a head start on creative use of typography.

    For example, if you want an eyeball you can just type “do” (degrees), and the IME will pull up °, and “omega” gives you ω, so it’s pretty easy to make (°ω°).

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    Margot Robbie used to be around here

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Definitely not mine. First, too many people don't actually pay attention to realize it's not "fuck" and surprisingly too few people get the joke considering Lemmy is so Linux crazy. But most frustratingly, people just assume I'm an asshole because of it and then treat me like I am. Sometimes I really regret it.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Well I think you're cool. It's the kind of inside joke that makes me feel foolishly self congratulatory for getting it

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Thanks. That's nice to hear. Being "cool" isn't as important to me as not being interpreted as someone intending to be an asshole. I wish people assumed the opposite, instead. I may come off like an asshole, but my intent is the opposite and I want to spread happiness and knowledge. I'm just bad at conveying my intent and meaning.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    My brother, when he was playing Overwatch back then, was killed by someone called Kim Jong Skillz

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Ran across a Hunter back in my WoW days named Bowjob. Had a good laugh.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    JeffBoyardee

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    League of legends player named Fizz on my Jayce. Crass but clever.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (12 children)

    Yours is pretty good, actually.

    Most names I see here are just references or trying to be ultra edgy and offensive (SatansMaggotyCumFart for example). They might be memorable, but I wouldn't say they are creative.

    Not many people have puns or even well done portmanteaus for usernames. 😔

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I have seen yours the most. It's not the most creative but it's definitely the most eye catching from all big Lemmy posters.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

    Would it be more creative knowing the origin?

    It's my two dogs' names combined. Loki and Kona. But I also misspelled it and the KOLA should have been a KOLO. KOloNAki.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Only if you're a weirdo who incorrectly assumes all furries are zoophiles.

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    It is just a shorthand for furry porn/slang for having sex in general.

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    Furries are humanoid creatures with animal appearances and human or near human intelligence, they're generally not considered zoophilic because they are mostly humanoid and can consent

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    I can't tell if you're joking, this is something I would say if I were trolling. Just in case you're serious: If they have human authors they are created with EXPLICIT consent. That's how fiction works xD That's like condemning all fiction literature because the people in the stories were forced into horrible situations for the sake of the plot.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Mine's not clever, just an NPC I made for an old GURPS game I ran ages ago that I've since used as my handle online. Frustratingly there's some guy in Italy who claimed it as their Steam name though so that's the one place I couldn't use it lol

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    FYI: your display name on steam doesn't have to be your login name and it doesn't need to be unique (but if you join a game with someone using the same name, whoever joins last will have a number appended to the end of it). You can change it whenever you want from the edit profile page.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago*

    Back when I was playing World of Tanks, there were plenty of quite interesting nicknames. Unfortunately, most I remember were in my non-english language, but there were some international like Hairy Spotter, IPutTheFunInFuneral or 10InchInColdWater.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    Incellio Faggotini

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I_HATE_KNICKERS

    there were a lot of funny ones on the Opie and Anthony reddit

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It took me entirely too long to catch the gag in @PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat

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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    FrenchEnglishFish, Cumuffins, Organic-CPU. All user names of my boyfriend

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Saw a UrethraFranklin on reddit I think

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    LokiLuciano (for those of you who don’t get the reference, Lucky Luciano was a notorious gangster. Loki is, well, Loki.)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Mine is the least interesting username on this site.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    UGetzNoBunz

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Slimey Slime McSlimington, from a page of this sources back in the old Internet. For additional reference "twink" used to refer to a tabletop RPG munchkin or power gamer; not the, uh, not the other thing.

    As far as I've seen it's the oldest example of the "namey mcname" joke out there.

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