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[โ€“] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)
  • [โ€“] 6 points 3 months ago

    In a pique of frustration, said โ€œdangโ€ yesterday and my coworker loved it.

    Pro tip: say โ€œdangโ€ at work and dazzle coworkers

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Waaake uuuuup! It's a whole new Wednesday, and there ain't nuffin we can do about it.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 3 months ago

    Made it down the beach for a few days off.

    Gonna tackle the bird baff again.

    Aesthetically turns out it's a very divisive issue lol.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Went outside just now and a flock of yellowtailed black cockatoos just flew overhead on Bridge Road. Never seen these before in Richmond.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    usually big birds coming to the city is a sign of drought

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Another rental inspection survived. Mr Woof was ropeable, some strange guy coming in and wandering around the house. He firmly believes strangers should either be completely absent or sitting on the couch providing a lap and pats. No other options are acceptable.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I had to put up with twice weekly unit sale inspections by voyeurs with too much perfume for over a year. It got too much so eventually I gave up and moved to a new (much better) place. Since then the unit has been taken off the market unsold. Inspections fzuck. Best of luck to you.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    Sale inspections would be an absolute nightmare. That sort of nonsense is one of the main reasons I'm looking forward to buying my own house. The freedom to just live like you want to in your own house/

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 3 months ago

    I managed to score the freedom without the mortgage. My brother bought a house, paid it off, then moved to Vietnam. I have a promise from him that I can rent the place as long as I am healthy enough to live unassisted. Given my poor lifestyle choices that should be another 10 or 15 years. A long enough term that I am now working on a fruit orchard to keep me busy. No more flucking house inspections, ever!

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    My dog is like bark bark bark bark bark. Oh you're coming in. You must pat me because I'm adorable. He does this to EVERYONE except me.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 3 months ago

    My manager is going to he back tomorrow after a sudden trip to New York for his daughter's wedding.

    I'm expecting him to be back too soon, still too tired and on the fritz from the trip, so fun times ahead

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 3 months ago

    Had a weird power outage just now that was either caused by someone in the house having two absolutely filthy powerboards daisy chained on each other or what I think is a cat pissing on another powerboard. The fun never stops at this fucking place

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 3 months ago

    Work has gotten chaotic, it's cold, it's that time of the month, I'm feeling very drained. Sending much warm to everyone and hope the week isn't getting anyone down too much!

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
    ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I've got to clean up my schedule after a few whacked out weeks of sickness and kids sickness. I got up at 10 to 8 this morning. Good thing work is so close to home, one of the reasons I like this job

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 3 months ago

    after spending months sorting through thru most everything at home I just have the last of my bathroom to sort

    and one last look thru my wardrobe to see what can go to opshop

    If I'm not going to wear it it goes, even if i like it

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