Your tumors aren’t made of lava?

Douglas Adam’s was right!

Having humans change your genome so that you develop cancer more easily, and then injecting into you a bunch of ineffective treatments is an improvement in quality of life?

Everytime I look at my paycheck, I get enraged knowing the amount that's going just for mice healthcare. They aren't even citizens, they don't pay taxes themselves. Freeloaders, the tiny lot of them.

That so many mice still has tumours even with all these cures for them is an atrocity

Oh man, so sorry to hear that :(, please give your doggo all the pets and scratches for me. Hopefully you got some support through this 🫂

Americans: Oh, we're sorry! This is the last one! You want some? That'll be $376,786,987.53 at the counter, thank you.

I doubt tree frogs live long enough for the bacteria to have evolved to fight cancer as such. They are quite small.

They also produce of range of drugs secreted on their skin, including anti-virals for hiv, antibiotics (russian one,) one containing a super opiate, (south american desert one,) the poison dart ones, what else, there are others.

The toxins are not alkaloids but peptides, and tend to have a much shorter half time as active ingredients as I'm aware.

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The researchers emphasize that these findings are limited to mice, but they believe the results provide an encouraging proof of concept for developing new bacterial cancer therapies.

That mouse was also a very angry person all the time. Such an asshole to everyone. Like a cancer you could say. May he rest in peace.