A twisty straw made out of stardust where we excrete the leftovers from our sunlight (chemical energy) extraction.

Topologically, we're just meat donuts

That's why when doing high dives and such where you jump into water from a great height, you need to cross your legs and clench your asshole; if you hit the water wrong without doing so, you'll shoot water up your pooper and out your mouth. 😌

A straw and very fine sieve

I'm going to eat exclusively life from geothermal vents just to prove you wrong.

How did the moon get there? Would it be there if there was no sun? It's a shit argument I know but the moon and its mass is in some form due to the existence of the sun.

Only when a moon orbits around a planet faster than the planet spin on its axis, then only will this moon transfers its orbital energy to the planet.
Our planet, by the means of tidal forces, transfers a small part of its rotating energy to the moon's orbital energy.
... in this process most of the rotation energy lost by the Earth is converted to heat.

Meh that entropy was going to increase anyways, maybe just a little slower..

I like what you eat and you are what you eat so I like you.

True, sometimes as a joke when I'm meeting someone for the first time I'll say "omg it's been so live since I've seen you, like nearly 13.8 billion years since we met last".

Dude, you eat shit to stay alive? Brother is the irl human centipede.

Yes it's converted and stored solar energy and it is renewable if you wait long enough but not on any reasonable timescales for human society. The sun isn't big enough to become a supernova but if it did I guess you could argue if you wait long enough the material would most likely form other stars a few times until the stellar era of the universe winds down which will happen with or without any beings extracting energy to perform work.