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OOTL: What happen?
Lindsey Graham died last night, probably of a heart attack. It was an open secret that he was gay. He was a republican senator that passed homophobic and otherwise terrible legislature.
He was one of the people that warned against electing Trump and then immediately wedged his little Keebler elf face up Trumps ass and kept it there.
Dies what he loved doing, eating out old decaying defecated manchild ass
I heard aorta tear recently not a heart attack which is a shame. It's a lot more painful and terrifying but it's also much shorter 😢 he didn't suffer as long as I would have liked 😔
Lindsey Graham died
Honestly, behind closed doors, I hope he got to do all the gay shit he wanted. But also fuck that douchenozzle
Um nah he passed so many homophobic laws. I hope he lived by his principles.
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