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I love your wife's short hair.

What? No! Big difference.

But I'm hard pressed to find one. Maybe shaving your pubic hair heart shaped, or getting ass antlers.

source?

This. I shaved my beard down to a moustache because I figured I'd get a laugh. Now I'm buying Hawai'in shirts and white pants to fill out her Magnum PI fantasy.

Asking your partner what they like is often the way to go. respect in the relaationship is always a 2 way street as are boundrys.

This was my first thought, too!

"I am changing the terms of our unspoken agreement"

I am sure there's many who feel the same when hubbies shave 🪒.

There is no need to compare minorities in terms of preferences. You either like it or not. Its the same with tattoos and other things.

I know a few guys that would do something like that in the backcountry as a joke. the challenge is most of the fun.

it's an autistic stim

Baseball pitchers do it to throw off the batter. I saw a pitcher with a monkey tail beard once.

The moustache was the one keeping him alive .

Seconding what the other person said lmao. Mine looked like that for a while because I'd just start fidgeting with it the moment my hands were idle.

I imagine with all that accumulated grime the mustache collapses into a sticky mess by itself

I need to watch this

You have to shave it tonight. All of it.

My now-ex wife wanted me to grow a goatee. I've always been clean-shaven. I tried it for a few weeks, hated it, and shaved it off.

Also, she wouldn't shave where I wanted her to...

Yah it's just a little overblown cuz it's online meme comic, nothing to take overly serious

Def a healthy relationship dinamic here lul