Just don't think about Neptune's kiss...

Maybe they meant St. Tatties, there's a strong link between the Scots and the Irish.

@papalonian could use the elements to light the joint.

I did this when I first heard of Factorio.

I played about 8 hours and bought straight away. It was still in pre-release.

Bought Space Age on day 1.

I did this for reading glasses.

Now I find them all hanging out in a novel hiding place, how do them manage this grouping behaviour?

I think most countries would benefit from a competency test for public office, maybe even a morality assessment...

Yes, but a competency test is essential. 50% of the population are below average intelligence.

A typical programmer, out by one error, he counts to eleven these days

If you visit the dentist, then (in the UK) you are not meant to donate blood for the next two weeks.

Any trauma in the mouth from the dentistry will allow mouth bacteria into your bloodstream, and whilst it'll be okay for you a weaker person may not do well from the subsequent transfusion.

Ah, the found Woody Allen's orgasmatron device, what fun

Such a good game and in 16k of RAM

From 7 July, all new cars and vans sold in the EU must pack a fresh batch of safety features, including infrared cameras that watch the driver's face.