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[+] -15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (9 children)

IMO the vast majority of men cannot pull off a mustache. In order to pull off a mustache, you need to project competence, authority, and maturity. You absolutely must exude all three without trying. If you're under 30 don't even try. Furthermore, it must look good. Thick, full, groomed. Again, all three required. The percentage of the male identifying population that has all six of those attributes is way lower than what I'm seeing in the wild. If you know someone close to you who is mustachioed but doesn't have the attributes, shave it off. If they're mad, tell them someone deserving of a mustache wouldn't have let that happen.

Edit: your hate for my opinion won't make your mustasche look good

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    I see you haven't hung around a military base recently. These teenagers and early 20s all got 1970s staches. Mustaches are back, baby!

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  • [–] -1 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Seeing teens and those in their early 20s with a mustache always makes me chuckle. It doesn't work on a fresh, wrinkle-free face.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I mean its your opinion, nothing wrong with that - just dont go rubbing it on other peoples faces.

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    If I'm forced to see it then I'm going to complain about it in a relevant lemmy thread.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (1 child)

    That's because you're old. Like prob an older millenial or genx. Me too, I just roll with the times baby. Nothing wrong with youngsters recycling fashions of yore!

    You seen a kid in junco jeans yet, now that is a goddamn trip.

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