Yeah I ate the onion on that headline.

Ate the onion for about 5 seconds. Then I was like "......wait, what's the source? .....dammit!"

Parody is indistinguishable from reality

The Onion manages to fool me again.

Department Of Jugs

Call it what it is. The Department of Revenge

FFS

Department of Jeffrey (epstein)

“Justice is a discriminatory form of woke cultural Marxism that has no place in our Justice Department,” Bondi said during a press conference, adding that pro-justice policies actively divided Americans, spread misinformation, and distracted from the DOJ’s core mission. “Anyone who says that justice is our department’s strength—or that we should promote dangerous ideals that imply Americans will be treated with dignity or compassion in the eyes of the law—is sadly mistaken.”

Mistaken isn't the word, but sadly is.

Department of Joe

Joe who?

The j stands for jorkin it

Injustice Department

Department of Judginess

Reminds me that Veep basically decided to end the show because headlines were starting to be more absurd than the jokes they were writing.

Department of whatever J. Stands for in Trump J. D.....wait whatever J stands for in JD!

Department of Johnsons.

Cuz they're all dicks.

Sound plausible in todays world.

I'm ashamed to admit I ate the onion for a few seconds.

Would this actually surprise anyone if it happened?

Oh wow. They got me.

In another news article about this:

“Democratic leaders condemned the actions, while admitting the removal enjoyed broad support, with 1 in 5 Americans endorsing the purging”

“These are potential voters, and we might have adjust our midterm strategy to gain their confidence, perhaps by sacrificing a few rights of some minorities”

I’ll eat that onion!