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[–] 87 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Any Japanese users here, did you know you were an Islamic republic?

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    [–] 60 points 4 months ago (23 children)

    Can't tell if this is satire or real.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Look up to the skies and see...

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    I see, your eyes are open 🤖🦄🌈

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    This is clearly a reference to this song by Erasure, which was used in a flash game by Adult Swim, which let you control a robot unicorn.

    Wait, you didn't know? Who doesn't know that!?

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    I am afraid to look beyond the content advisory.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    It's a fun little action game

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    It's real but he butchers English so well that you can hear either Japan or Iran.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Ah, they didn't sound so similar in pronunciation here. Iran is generally said with the same "I" sound as "if" and a longer "a" like "ahh" or "run" rather than "ran".

    Then again that fat sack of shit slurring words or just burbling nonsense are equally plausible.

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  • [–] 46 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    If Biden said this there would be a 4 day news cycle about it

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  • [–] 43 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Apparently he's playing some weird mod in which you only have two buttons: "Denounce" and "Declare Surprise War".

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  • [–] 41 points 4 months ago

    Civ do be like that

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    Good ol' civilization. I fondly member living among one.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    The Sultanate Of Uruguay has declared war! The Sultanate Of Uruguay has attacked Wellington.

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    apology for poor english

    when were you when Japan declared Islamic Republic?

    i was sat at home scrolling Lemmy when phone ring

    'We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan'

    ‘no’

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    wow, who knew that Iran was so powerful? it converted the whole country of Japan to Islam!

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    This type of blunder is called paraphasia, a speech disorder in which a person unintentionally substitutes, distorts, or rearranges words and sounds.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Ignoring the Islamic Republic of Japan part, is it 11 missiles or 111?

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    This actually reminds me of the plot of Command & Conquer: Red Alert III,

    Colonel Anatoly Cherdenko (Tim Curry) about to be overrun by the enemy, uses a time machine to travel to 1927 Brussels to kill Einstein. When he comes back to the present, he's the Premier of the USSR which is winning the war against the Allies... right when the Empire of the Rising Sun (Japan) declares war and attacks.

    Japan isn't necessarily Muslim, but they are a technological powerhouse of their own accord.

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    [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    アッラーアクバル

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    That would certainly make tonkatsu difficult to obtain.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    Silly Trump, Japan is a monarchy

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    whenever i see him my first thought is wondering if his diaper is full in the picture

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