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[–] 27 points 4 months ago (12 children)

a buck a can, and you can buy one at a time. prime eligible.

it costs more to deliver it than to buy it.

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (11 children)

    So to bankrupt Amazon, everyone needs to order just one can of beans (and nothing else), all at the same time.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    Yeah, but I don’t want these awful beans. Maybe we can all order one can and have them all delivered to the same place as a joke? Who needs an assload of beans?

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Who needs an assload of beans? I’m going to assume that you’re new to Lemmy and have somehow bypassed the bean verification.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    How does one get an assload of beans? Is there some specialized bean-to-ass apparatus I'd need to facilitate the transferral of legumes into my anal cavity, or is it just a matter of honing one's pouring technique to minimize the amount of beans spilt on their cheeks. For that matter, are there any health benefits gained from loading an ass with beans, or does it have more of a psychosomatic effect that can vary between individuals?

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    I;m thinking about thos beans

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Not me. I swear.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    I'm shipping those cans of beans! There is clear chemistry between them!

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago*

    Shut-ins secret mail network.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    “Jeff! He’s a bad motha…”
    “Shut yo mouth!”

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    They should open the cans and pour the contents directly into the bag

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