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[–] 9 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Yeah, but I don’t want these awful beans. Maybe we can all order one can and have them all delivered to the same place as a joke? Who needs an assload of beans?

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Who needs an assload of beans? I’m going to assume that you’re new to Lemmy and have somehow bypassed the bean verification.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    How does one get an assload of beans? Is there some specialized bean-to-ass apparatus I'd need to facilitate the transferral of legumes into my anal cavity, or is it just a matter of honing one's pouring technique to minimize the amount of beans spilt on their cheeks. For that matter, are there any health benefits gained from loading an ass with beans, or does it have more of a psychosomatic effect that can vary between individuals?

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