Hello, fellow Glens

can we give them this? Of course we cannot.

Why does this feel so all-encompassing?

I was a hobbledehoy-pilled flummoxmaxxer, until I started snollygosting like a yogurt slinging Glen.

This feels like the text equivalent of that one person who draws those people with the horrifically bad anatomy. You know, the guy who drew the mailman having his abnormally long fingers being licked by another man.

Actually all of the men in the Great Lakes area were lost in the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

please don't flummox your men, it isn't healthy for them, vet fees aren't cheap

Not all of them are false…

This is true

Source: am potato

In general, if someone hates you, I simply recommend not being around them. Not complicated.

#10 is true. Source: the documentary Glen Gary, Glen Ross.

Correction on point 1: Most men prefer you pour yogurt only into their mouth-hole, not any of the other holes. Please respect that.

I refuse to comment on points 2-10.

In Gothenburg every one is named Glen!

Damn. Now you all know my name! I also made the mistake of thinking deeply. May as well drop me from a helicopter. Preferably one very high up

Wait, which aren't true? I've observed all of these, but admittedly it's a small sample size.

I'm 7 !!! 😆

7 is 100% true