Someone explain pls?

I don't blame you, it's great!

American here

It's "better rights Than people", not "better rights Then people"

I dog of plenty of better games

USonians

Never heard that before, i like it

Remember back in the day when any consoles and games you purchased worked regardless of whether the company behind either went bankrupt?

Pepperidge Farm remembers

"anyone can write anything they want, so you know you're getting the best possible information" - Michael "World's best boss" Scott

What drink are you referring to in second paragraph?

I assumed it was already adjusted since it says "measured in present-value dollars"

Why? You don't find it convenient to say "X, formerly Twitter"? I think it just rolls off the tongue! /s

This is troll yes?

Imagine more Dragons