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[–] 78 points 4 months ago (6 children)

This is how I learned the US lost at the World Cup.

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  • [–] 82 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    They didn’t just lose, their king pissed of the Europeans so much they felt it necessary to stomp them in to the ground

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    On one hand, as an American, I would have loved to see us win.

    On the other, nothing made me happier than seeing our asses get handed to us after Trump played interference.

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  • [–] 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    With that 4-1 whipping USA has to change to metric.

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  • [–] 36 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    We should instead go back to calling American football "gridiron." It sounds cooler.

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    I prefer handegg.

    A toxic masculinity-fueled sport like that could do with a whimsical but accurate name to balance things out.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    waitball, where you spend most of the game waiting for them to do something with the ball

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I'd agree, except clearly Baseball is the waitiest of waitballs..

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    New MLB rules have fixed that, they have a timer on the play now so pitchers don't spend all day checking bases and shit. 15-18 seconds between pitches, 30 seconds between batters is overall less waitball than the NFL 40s play timer and timeouts.

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  • [–] 33 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Wasn't there a chance of winning the World cup at around 1%? They had such a crap team that they had to import players from other countries who were technically American but didn't actually live there. Irony of irony is that Trump relies on immigrants to fill out the team.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    To be fair I think that happens in every country. England used to have the best players in the world (Until SA started throwing money at the sport i guess, I dont follow much these days), but at world cup time suddenly we're playing against those players because theyre all foreigners.

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  • [–] 21 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Since they won, we should rename that bit of water the Gulf of Belgium.

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  • [–] 138 points 4 months ago (24 children)

    It’s called football because it’s primarily played with the feet (unlike that other ”football” game).

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  • [–] 38 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    It’s called football because people run around on their feet, as opposed to horseback for polo.

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  • [–] 34 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    So basketball, baseball and handball is basically football too, neat.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I suppose they are.

    Except here in America we call them “ketter”, “baser” and “hander”

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  • [–] 43 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    American football has been referred to as just football (in America) longer than football (soccer) was called just football in Britain. It was called association football as a distinct game separate from rugby football and other football games. Football distinguishing it from games played on horseback. Soccer was British slang from association (similarly at the time rugby football has slang term rugger.) Eventually the association part fell out of use but other countries that had developed their own football games tended to still call it soccer. I don't really care either way, I'll call it football when talking to people who call it football and soccer with people who call out soccer, I just think the origin of the terms is pretty interesting.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Football distinguishing it from games played on horseback

    The problem with this line of argument is that basketball would also be football, as would baseball, cricket, hockey, and even cycling.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    You had me until cycling. Which would clearly be "ball-less tech polo" or something like that 🤷🏻

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Counterargument. I've never seen cycling done on horseback. Therfore it is football.

    Unless we classify a bike as a mechanical horse. Then we have mountain horsing, road horsing. Trick horsing. And all the velodrome horsing events.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago* (2 children)

    I've never seen cycling done on horseback. Therfore it is football.

    I've never seen it done on foot or with a ball either, though.

    Two-wheel chasies?

    Or as a compromise, Wheelhorsing around?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Same. I don't remember when I had the urge to check soccer/football term origins and was pleasantly surprised about it. IIRC it also have some class segregation about it as well (of course it does).

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    longer than football (soccer) was called just football in Britain

    This may blow your mind but there are other countries and they have always called it football (or the localized equivalent).

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  • [–] 52 points 4 months ago (11 children)

    Can they also adopt the metric system like everyone else while they're at it too?

    And also dump Phillips screw heads. They're godawful.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Torx is king, but I would happily use only Phillips if we as humans got rid of slotted screws/screwdrivers. Every single time I'm forced to use one it annoys me. You can minimize it slipping out by using the right size, but who the hell wants to use or carry more than one of these? And it still doesn't eliminate the problems, whether you use it for high or low torque applications...

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  • [–] 28 points 4 months ago

    The only good thing about slot screws is that you can use any reasonable flat thing as an emergency screwdriver. And the screwdrivers can serve as a general purpose prying tool I guess. They suck at their official job.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Yes please. As an American I've become the annoying girl who often gives measurements in metric (tbh I mostly fit along with the Canadians on units) and I've grown to strongly prefer robertson screws.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    How many damn times does it have to be said that philips is perfectly fine for low-torque applications, such as furniture you need to assemble yourself, as the screw will slip before the materials get damaged from too much torque. It truly is the most good enough option for ~90% of consumer grade products.

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 child)

    The problem is that manufacturers keep using Phillips screws for high-torque applications.

    Just this week I nearly stripped a drill bit installing some curtains and the manufacturer had supplied some Phillips wood screws. I had to keep my entire bodyweight behind it to stop it from camming out. Phillips wood screws shouldn't even exist. They won't even stay on when you put them at the end of your drill. I ended up throwing them away and used my own Robertson screws which went in like a charm.

    All of this based on the assumption that people would overtorque fasteners if you didn't use Phillips screws, completely ignoring the fact that this isn't a notable problem for the many manufacturers who use Torx or Allen screws.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Anything Philips can do, Torq can do better. There is already a simple method to prevent furniture damage or any other rare instance where you want the screw head to slip : use the correct sized screw and dont over torque it.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago*

    Most US students learn both but there is no centralized education so literally nothing is or can be adopted. The only standards you will follow are the discipline specific standards set by a collaborative council of large industry corporations who simultaneously approve or deny a course of accredited status of college credits.

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  • [–] 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Mr. Beast has always been and will continue to be a huge piece of shit.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    YOU DIDN’T USE A PERIOD! EXCLAMATION MARK BANG

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    MrBeast IS a 13 year old brain piloting a grown man's body.

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    [–] 35 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    One if the very few YouTubers I forbid my kids to watch. He's pretty much a summary of what's rotten in our civilization. Such a piece of shit.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (6 children)

    There are worse individuals, apparently the wells he dug in Africa were a real philanthropic venture.

    That said, I would be fine with his career ending, I am sure many more people would be doing far better jobs than him.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Not the problem. Most of his videos are exploiting human misery to makes a few bucks.

    The dude made people torture each other, jump in burning houses to make views. That's simply pure evil and not something I intend my child to think it's normal.

    Any barely good society would simply shame him out of business .

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Both things can be true, I just wouldn't declare him any sort of criminal mastermind the likes of Trump, Putin, Musk, Xi, or Hitler. A lot of people in this thread are wishing death or suffering upon the dude but I think that's a little extreme.

    The summary of everything rotten with our civilization lies elsewhere.

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Of course not. He's a pos of a YouTubers, he's not a genocidal maniac.

    Yet, he's a proud representation of the absolute mess we're in. Some genius 200 years ago had the great idea of saying it was ok to remove any ethic/humanity from the economy. And now, we're living in a dystopian hell where it's ok to profit from misery and where empathy is a sin.

    He could organise squid games to sell cereal without blinking. Empty husks profiting.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    200 years ago...?

    Try 15,000 years.

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Bernard de Mandeville, 1670 - 1733. First "neo liberal" author and the man that coined the ethicless economy. I was off by 100 years tho 😁

    Not to say everything was perfect and nice before, but he's one of the father of modern capitalism and the first to theorise businesses didn't have to be ethic.

    For him, the virtue of the society would be a guard against the sin of the economy. Like that, businesses could focus on making as much money as possible.

    Of course, it was stupid. Greed and cupidity were not magically contained...

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago*

    So theres actually another great example of economic nationalism and inflation without need for ethics slightly before that: Vlad the Impaler.

    and actually, a much more successful example: Ghenghis Khan, aka First Emperor (of Yuan dynasty) Taizu whos descendents ruled China for 400+ years with a noticeable amount of wealth disparity and multiple widespead famines.

    Neither Greed nor Stupidity are inherently capitalistic in nature, nor is it recent, and nor are any individual outcomes.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    Mr. Beast is an American ambassador for sure! He's probably yachting in the Gulf of America as we speak!

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    MrBeast filmed himself rigging sweepstakes and contests, endangering people with reckless negligence, but is still makes new videos.

    Other people have had their careers ended over mere uncorroborated allegations of misconduct, so why tf is that loser still making shit?

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    If you want to feel a little better the word soccer comes from English universities back in like 1880 as a slang word for association football. It was used interchangeably with the word football without issue for about a century in England. British media regularly featured the word in prominent broadcasts like Soccer Saturday or magazines like World Soccer. When the sport reached the yanks they kept the word soccer and dropped the word football and the reverse happened in the UK around the 1980s.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    heard a similar story about the English accent, that it used to sound like the American one but drifted after US independence.

    not sure how valid that is or how to even prove it

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago*

    So, there's some truth to this, but not in the way that you've summed it up.

    Crucially, you need to understand that there isn't a "the English accent". It's also important to remember that as wildly different as accents in England are now, they were even more different from each other several hundred years ago.

    So which accents are we talking about for this story? Well, the early American colonies had settlers mostly from London and Southern England.

    This is the accent that then diverged.

    At the time, and in the South of England particularly, speech was becoming less rhotic. In the American colonies, however, it retained its rhoticity, as it still does in many parts of Britain even today.

    This is further complicated by the fact that later massive influxes of people came from parts of Britain that did retain rhoticity in their accents, in particular the West Country, Scotland and Ireland (incidentally, all which still have it today).

    So, like I said, there's some truth to it, but it's not quite as you've phrased it. Elizabethan Brits didn't sound like modern-day Boston folk. Americans very much have accents all of their own, influenced by not just by native English, but speakers of other languages too.

    So, it's definitely a neat little tidbit, but it's usually wildly mistated!

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  • [–] 34 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    I find it funny that he says "full stop" too which is a British, not American phrase.

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  • [–] 33 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    May not be common, but I've heard it in american slang. I think its more an old carry over from telegrams that never quite left our shared language.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Did telegrams use full-stop? They pretty much only used STOP, no?

    It seems more likely that your man picked it up from a British influence, like a friend or something.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago

    People with kids, please don’t let them get brainwashed by those cancer influencers

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    I am not one to watch football.
    But the crocodile tears I am hearing from US and some BS as well made me pirate the BE vs US game :D

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    As if we needed yet another reason to hate Mr. Beast.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I would not be surprised if MrBeast was outted as a nonce

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Many sports are called football as they have a common origin (and probably because they are played on foot rather than horseback)

    Can we just leave it at that for both sides?

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