My guess is there was a breakup and their ex knew they were allergic to peanut butter so did this to their car

Not kids... this is definitely grown friends.

Oh, peanut butter. Whew.

That wasn't kids. That was a jilted lover

that isn't the result of kids, that's the result of unsupervised kids.

The inclusion of actual peanuts makes me wonder if this was done to someone with a peanut allergy

I support a woman's right to an abortion, at any point.

what kind of jelly supremacist bullshit do you have to be on to merit this

is that the result of kids or ...some sort of hatred.

Eh, assuming you're not allergic, just roll down the windows and drive it to a car wash. 15 minute $15 fix, just remember to roll the windows back up before it starts.

This happened in Malcolm in the Middle.

Sweet merciful crap, my car!

False.

What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.

This feels more like a blue-collar prank.

Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker's Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.

Toyota, now with more plant based protein.

At work it's common to say "peanut butter over..." Meaning someone is spread over lots of tasks in a chain instead of just doing one task. Next time someone says it I'm sending them this.

That's quite a lot of peanut butter. Is that also like peanuts just dumped on the hood?

This both brutally cruel and absolutely hilarious. I can't figure out if I would ground those kids or reward them for creativity and effort.

It's a little weird to skip the lights and wheels.

Maybe they intended to drive it like this for some reason.

Awful.

*cars.

Best use for peanut butter.