I'm so vanilla 😭

I'm so vanilla 😭

Makes me think of the ancient magus' bride
Any eldritch horror
One of my weirder ones is probably Capra Demon but it is still mostly human shaped.
Definitely had thoughts and feelings about Chaos Witch Quelaag when I played the game as a teenager lol. She's at least half conventionally attractive woman.
Capra Demon is just a hot guy in a mask. His abs are so firm you could grate CHEESE on them
Oh! I know who Quelaag is as of last week, actually. I definitely had thoughts about her.
Some time after I realized "Oh my god, she needs me to bring her eggs. Hnng-"
Quelaag is conventionally attractive top half, buuuut any sex with her likely involves an ovipositor, so I've always felt confident considering it monsterfucking.
Though ig hopefully when you're a teenager, you're not cursed with enough knowledge to understand that part.
for the last time i said i teach music and logical positivism, not magic

Partygoers from the backrooms
My hear me out is the Phantom Train from FF6:

Makes delicious food
Goth
Looks tough but likes getting picked up
Switchy
dream partner tbh
mine is the Swordfish from Cowboy Bebop. I could make love across the galaxy with that beautiful ship.
I don't think I've ever used one of those machines. I got by on week old burgers I looted from bodies and noodles I found in a sketchy alley
This one is part of a quest, he talks to you.
No way! I felt like there are a ton of little quests that I didn't know how to activate. My completionist brain hates that I couldn't find them all.
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