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[–] 38 points 4 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] [S] 15 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    I wouldn't mind getting smashed by her again and again

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    that's a her? I need to up my monster sexing skills.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    It's Vicar Amelia from Bloodborne. But there is a boy version named Laurence if you swing that way 😁 . He's HOT.

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  • [–] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

    One of my weirder ones is probably Capra Demon but it is still mostly human shaped.

    Definitely had thoughts and feelings about Chaos Witch Quelaag when I played the game as a teenager lol. She's at least half conventionally attractive woman.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Quelaag is conventionally attractive top half, buuuut any sex with her likely involves an ovipositor, so I've always felt confident considering it monsterfucking.

    Though ig hopefully when you're a teenager, you're not cursed with enough knowledge to understand that part.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    for the last time i said i teach music and logical positivism, not magic

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    Partygoers from the backrooms

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    My hear me out is the Phantom Train from FF6:

    • Makes delicious food

    • Goth

    • Looks tough but likes getting picked up

    • Switchy

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    mine is the Swordfish from Cowboy Bebop. I could make love across the galaxy with that beautiful ship.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Not bad, not enough eyes though.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I don't think I've ever used one of those machines. I got by on week old burgers I looted from bodies and noodles I found in a sketchy alley

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    This one is part of a quest, he talks to you.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    No way! I felt like there are a ton of little quests that I didn't know how to activate. My completionist brain hates that I couldn't find them all.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    He's outside the mega building that Clouds is in, next time you play through the game. I think you have to progress Judy's quest line to a point before he appears though. It's a short but sweet quest, definitely try it.

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