Have we considered that he may be wearing a ring of power instead of a wedding band?

Holy fuck. I had no idea he was that old.

I don't even plan to live that long but if I did I'd be blessed to look that good.

I met Ernie a few years back at a comic con. I was wearing an absolutely idiotic huge baby face costume I put together at the last minute. He sent his handler to grab me because he wanted to talk and get a picture with this stupid outfit. I was dumb founded and forgot to ask if I could take my picture with him at the same time. But he was pretty cool to talk with.

He's gotta be dying his hair.

Like, if he'd been the absolute picture of health for the whole time, yeah, okay, that's achievable. But cancer TWICE!? Holy hell!

I wonder if he is on TRT. His arms look like a 20yo

If you go out in the world and see people in public, you probably see a few every day who are either much younger, or much older than they look, but you don't notice, because people don't have their age printed on their shirt.

"If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll look young forever."

Maybe he is afraid of some ghost... his, so he refuses death.

There’s no fucking way.

He made a Faustian pact.

But good for him. My deal sucked.

Aren't immortal wizards supposed to change their identity every 20 years or so?

It's all about getting lucky. I work with geriatrics on the regular, and all races have people who somehow manage to look in their 50s while on their deathbed, and some who look like they're on their deathbed at 40.

I think Morgan Freeman is his painting of Dorian Gray. That poor fucker was born looking like an 80-year-old man.

He was in and maintained his amazing shape. Genetics definitely playing a role but I really believe proper resistance training and diet (ie lots of protein, proper caloric intake) is the fountain of youth. So many older in-good shape dudes at my local gym. You can tell they lifted heavy for decades.

and is also somehow bigger then he was fifty years ago.

He beat cancer twice, with those massive fucking guns. DYAMMMMM

I reckon he's done some sort of trade with Danny Glover who has looked a week from retirement for about 40 years now.

Shit, he's actually older than Danny.

He ain't 'fraid of no cancer.

Looking forward to your 100th, Ernie!

Is there like a 'himbo' but for old guys?

WIIINNNNNNSSTTOOONNNN 🚂

Gets cancer a third time

"How many times do I need to teach you this lesson, old man?!"

He's got the tools. He's got the talent.