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[–] 105 points 4 months ago (4 children)

somehow "okay" is the funniest line

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  • [–] 59 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Unsee this from my brain please

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    Have you not learned the first lesson of the internet?

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  • [–] 48 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    It's his own fault. He should have held it in until he was ready for the cleaning.

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    I want to know what dating site he uses. I haven't found many partners that respond with a smile and an OK when I say this.

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  • [–] 57 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    This is one of those comics where you question the sanity of the author, and in this specific case also the cleanliness of their toilet.

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    [–] 13 points 4 months ago

    Finally, the perfect line to exit a conversation.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    I’ve often been told that we can assume many other people in the world think like us and have the same weirdo thoughts, desires, fears, etc. That no matter what an oddball we feel like, we are all the same internally. But this cartoon is proving that untrue - i am deeply grossed out of peeing on someone else’s shit stain, lest it splash back at me and coat me in their poo molecules.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    this is how conversations with my brothers go

    im scared now that i would respond like the woman here would and i probably wouldnt even register it.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Bruh what?

    I hate when those streaks remain, i purposely flush twice for that same reason.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    You may want to reevaluate your diet

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Its a man's sacred duty to power wash the toilet like that

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    A true shitpost and you post it here?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    They got dibs'd

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Many such cases

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    Someone please write a funny comment about this.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I am now convinced some of my colleagues do this. Ffffffff

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Missed that it was two different people at first.

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