"Our cash reserves are low, but our cuteness reserves are through the roof!"

i mean if we examine the lifetime profits from the Air Bud franchise, you may be onto something.

The "retriever" part is entirely honorary.

Source: have one. If you throw something, she looks at you like "why the fuck did you throw that away?"

GoldEN retrievers, not gold retrievers. Somebody needs remedial English.

I should invest in some heroin retrievers

(Dog brings a shining bar through the front door)
Me: Good job buddy, but that’s brass.

I always thought of this conversation to go on something like this:

Her: Yes, they are Golden Retrievers, Josh - but not Gold Retrievers. You got scammed again.

They are pure gold, though.

Dogs are the best treasure.