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[–] 63 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I can see the reasoning. It's a common technique among teenagers to bypass restrictions, similar to paying an alcoholic to buy alcohol for oneself.

Step 1. Teach crab how to read

Step 2. Command crab to research forbidden topics on your behalf

If you ever paid attention to how commonly crabs roam any libraries, you might notice it.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Look, the last thing we need is carcinization of knowledge

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    I’m remembering the time I got one of these because my daughter searched for “bush” as in George W. but only wrote his last name

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    See we don't need the Age Verification laws, we just need Kaspersky.

    /s

    About Kaspersky. Not about the age verification laws, those are dumb and poorly designed.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Assuming it's not fake, I honestly wonder what could've happened, what rule got triggered, that this was flagged.

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    [–] 42 points 4 months ago

    The knowledge is forbidden, for if crabs were to learn to read, they would verily rise up and overcome us all with their supreme carcinised forms.

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago

    If you teach a crab to read, it will want books

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Just remind them that it's natural to be curious about crab literacy, but they need to find a more healthy outlet for these feelings.

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  • [–] 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Surveillance on kids creeps me out even if it's a parental control. Most of us grew up with tech illiterate parents and it let us grow by asking things we were too embarrassed to ask anyone we know.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I had the opposite childhood. My step mother was the head systems admin for a large school district, so my childhood was spent trying to circumvent her blocks.

    Incidentally, I work in infosec now.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Mood my dad was an it admin. Still looked for the work arounds but he was a step ahead and physically took my electronic device to review what I did in a day. Lots of trauma so I don't recommend parents do that.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago
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    The Netherwatcher watches nether regions for crabs, then?

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    "Made my laugh as hard as this" makes me wonder how their laugh gets a boner 😅

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